Brian and Sharon: Like a divorced couple forced to live under the same roof owing to the economic climate. Result: Welcome to the Sex One. NOT!
Andrea Corr (Jane Eyre) and Stephen Brennan (Rochester): Dad’s friend makes embarrasing play for daughter at costume party. Result: Withering Lows.
Grainne and Joe: They didn’t fizzle, they didn’t crackle. They went pfft. Result: Lack Of Sexual Chemistry Hall of Famers
Now it’s your turn. It’s not a Severe Lack Of Sexual Chemistry competition without your participation.