The Couples That Lack Sexual Chemistry Competition (Update)

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Daithi and Claire: Head girl assumes straightforward culchie is Forrest O’Gump. Result: no love in the afternoon.

Brian and Sharon: Like a divorced couple forced to live under the same roof owing to the economic climate. Result: Welcome to the Sex One. NOT!

Andrea Corr (Jane Eyre) and Stephen Brennan (Rochester):  Dad’s friend makes embarrasing play for daughter at costume party. Result: Withering Lows.

Grainne and Joe: They didn’t fizzle, they didn’t crackle. They went pfftResult: Lack Of Sexual Chemistry Hall of Famers

Now it’s your turn. It’s not a Severe Lack Of Sexual Chemistry competition without your participation.

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