NO.
Not that sober reflection.
This one:
This brings us to the only why? in this entire column that has an answer. Why are there laser clinics all over Ireland? Answer: because women don’t want to have to shave every day, and nowadays they can choose a Brazilian or a Hollywood. Though I imagine the British former-politician Ann Widdecombe, who warns she will sue anyone who says she is not a virgin, is probably going to have a Chilean,
A Chilean? Why a Chilean, Ann?
“Because it’s all mine.”
We’ve read this a couple of times and we still don’t get what he’s saying. But that’s why we love the old boy. Keep up the good work. Say we.
So Many Questions, So Little Time Or Sense (Kevin Myers, Irish Independent)
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