Not that sober reflection.
This brings us to the only why? in this entire column that has an answer. Why are there laser clinics all over Ireland? Answer: because women don’t want to have to shave every day, and nowadays they can choose a Brazilian or a Hollywood. Though I imagine the British former-politician Ann Widdecombe, who warns she will sue anyone who says she is not a virgin, is probably going to have a Chilean,
A Chilean? Why a Chilean, Ann?
“Because it’s all mine.”
We’ve read this a couple of times and we still don’t get what he’s saying. But that’s why we love the old boy. Keep up the good work. Say we.