Lisa, age 6
“Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colours. Also, eggs aren’t supposed to have ears, dipshit.”
Kyle, age 5
“What did your papa do yesterday? WHAT DID HE DO? I’m a grown man. I own a machete, and I shave my beard & neck twice a week. This genuinely frightens me.”
Jill, age 8
“Nice proportions, shit head. The orange looks like a plum, the strawberry like a pineapple, and your future like unemployment.”
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