Look here, vegetable lovers.
Sainsbury’s is offering shoppers “a whole new way to show your love this Valentine’s Day” with the launch of a heart-shaped cucumber.
Sainsbury’s Elaine Young said: “Valentine’s Day carries such an element of surprise we hope this year’s fun love cucumber will get hearts racing, whether it’s in a romantic packed lunch or a lovingly prepared salad.”
Other stores are just, you know, selling regular-shaped romantic cucumbers. On Valentine’s Day.