You Know The Way They Want The Unemployed To Work For The Dole



Well, we shall be robbed of mini-gems like ‘Head Honcho’ (above) from ‘Mark’.

Mark (he didn’t leave a second name) managed to do this from his bedroom while he was signing on.

He only used the tools he had to hand, which doesn’t fully explain the pink blood, but never mind.

For Mark it was a welcome distraction from being sickened by Jeremy Kyle and numbed by the cynicism that lies behind the wardrobe of the woman who has replaced Carol Vorderman on Countdown.

Mark tells us he’s since got a job.