Sammy Sausages Succinctly Synopsises Celebrity Salon

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From last night’s show. After a hard day’s saloning, the celebrities were treated to a boozy ‘casino night’, at the end of which, Alan Hughes totted up the imaginary pot:

‘Between us all we would have won about 5000 euro…more than the bleedin’ fee we got for this shite…’

Booyah!

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