“Do Cows Count?”

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NO, ROSANNA!.

Only frogs and rich dudes, we’re afraid.

Still. This is no ordinary cow.

Princess is a pedigree Holstein Friesian and is literally taking part in a beauty pageant at the Baileys Cow Competition in Cavan on July 30. According to the wonderful, virtually sweat-stained press release:

“Black & white Holstein Friesian cows are a familiar sight the length and breadth of Ireland but what will set these beauties apart will be nice legs, shapely udders and great bone structure, overall a ‘body perfect’, the ultimate mark of a true, pedigree bovine beauty queen.

Quite.

Meanwhile Rosanna is a pedigree De Burghian Frisson and has surely made enough money this month to not have to apply blusher to celebrity livestock?

(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
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