What’s The Story With The Cricket?

‘Shaggers’ our man with the chocolate cake writes:

England Vs Ireland: The game remains finely balanced, with Ireland due to be set a reduced target owing to the rain interruptions. England scored a modest 201/8, test regular Jonathon Trott top scoring with 69, and Irish-born traitor captain for the day Eoin Morgan chipping in with a sprightly 59.

More as we get.