Manly Bike For Sale

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What kind of bike? I don’t know, I’m not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The front reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you’re way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan’s mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that front reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a front reflector is like saying “F&$K YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME”.

…The bike is for men because the seat is flat and not shaped like a dong.

Fair enough.

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Thanks Paul O’Hea
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