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Dave Simmons caught his girlfriend doing unmentionables with his mate.

He writes:

I have taken back every single item I have paid for in the last 5 years: hair straighteners, clothes, perfumes and her beloved pink Ford KA (above) that I paid £2,800 for a around 2 years ago. Instead of selling her car, I have decided I will leave it to my Facebook friends to decide whether I should give it back to her or drive it to my local scrapyard and film it being destroyed and crushed into a cube with her belongings in it. No doubt her and my great friend have probabably used this car at some point to meet up and be the little cheating rats that they are.

Thanks for reading, now I am going to get drunk.


David Simmons’s Dilemma (Facebook)

Thanks Patsy

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