Justin, Bloody Justin, Bloody Bieber


Venerable balladeer Hugh Oliver sings what everyone over the age of 12 is thinking.

All together now:

‘It is reckoned that he’s hotter
Than Harry fucking Potter,
His hairdo like some wagging gold retriever,
Looking lovely, looking cute
In his pater-knity suit,
Our Justin, bloody Justin, bloody Bieber.’


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