“I come to you live from Rome overlooking the Vatican City.”
*switches on RTE R1*
“And Cardinal O’Feel, you’ve met the new Pope?”
*turns on 2FM*
“Rihanna there going out to Francis in St Peter’s Square…”
*clicks on Joe Duffy playback*
“And he can cook his own food, Joe.”
*logs onto Karls’ new Broadsheet app*
“Look! A Pixelated Pontiff!”
*goes to mass*
(RTE)