Broadsheet Trailer Park: Scary Movie 5

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What you may need to know.

1. We didn’t realize that there had been a Scary Movie 4 (2006). And can’t really remember Scary Movie 3 (2003). Or 2 (2001).

2. The original Scary Movie was a piss-take of Scream (1996). This one does Paranormal Activity (2007), Mama (2013) and Evil Dead (1981), ahead of next month’s remake. Topical!

3. Hey, everybody! It’s Ashley Tisdale from High School Musical!

4. Fourth Sign Of The Movie Apocalypse @ 1’19: Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan have done a movie together.

5. We can’t believe they go a full fifteen seconds before someone gets hit in the nuts.

Release Date: Summer

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