Broadsheet Trailer Park: The Place Beyond The Pines

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What you may need to know.

1. Ryan Gosling does studio crap like Gangster Squad (2013) so he can do little indie movies like this.

2. Place Beyond The Pines reunites The Gos with the dude who made Blue Valentine (2009), officially the worst date movie EVER (with the possible exception of Amour).

3. Bradley Cooper is an indie guy now? Really?

4. Fact: simple backwoods folk do not actually look like Eva Mendes.

5. @ 1’26: LIOTTA!

6. It’s two hours and twenty minutes long. We’re factoring in at least an hour of Ryan on his bike, pouting.

Release Date: April 12