I had a dark nightmare concerning,
That bouffant haired vampire returning,
This one thing I crave,
May they dig a deep grave,
At long last the lady’s for burning.
John Moynes
Unless you think you can do better?
Oh yes, it’s Tuesday Maggie RIP ‘Rick Off.
All Limericks by 1pm.
Standard ‘Rick off rules apply.
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UPDATE:
First place:
The Devil was wearing a frown
He said, ‘Somebody, catch me this clown
We can’t let her stay
She’s been here for a day
And closed three of me furnaces down.’
Jim Computer
Runner up
Forever remember the date
When the workers rejoiced in their hate
She was not for turning
She is not returning
It’s only three decades too late.
Downtown_Train
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