He/she’s out there.
An ordinary decent guard with a dodgy calculator and bad intentions.
The Garda Commissioner has issued a strongly-worded statement in relation to comments by Garda Representative Association President John Parker about crime statistics being massaged.
Commissioner Martin Callinan [above] said there was no information or evidence for these allegations.
He called on Mr Parker to clarify his position and provide any information and evidence he may have concerning the matter.
*holding-cell-sized tub of popcorn*
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)