39 thoughts on “Read My Goal

    1. ahyeah

      In goal. Nothing would get past her.

      (Let me be the first to say that was a silly, puerile comment).

          1. Mick Flavin

            I wasn’t proposing him btw, just surmising who bisted may have been talking about…

    1. ahyeah

      Eh, Julian Gough? Fiona Looney? Hugo Hamilton? I’m guessing you’ve read three books in your life. (Now if you’d suggested Kevin Barry).

      1. Violet

        Kevin Barry? It’s for writers, idiot. Why don’t we stick in Wolfe Tone and be done with it.

          1. Violet

            My mistake. I didn’t know he was a writer too.

            It puts his early death in an even more sombre light.

        1. realPolithicks

          Thanks, for that ScaryLady…..I guess next time I’ll try to make my jokes a little more obvious…

  1. Violet

    What about your woman who won the Booker who described some lad as having an oblong langer? Or the little fat lad who does detective books with the hat? We have writers squirting out of our tuktuks.

  2. Fiona f

    Hey are stoker and Charles maturin on the bench, the annes, Radcliffe and enright would destroy on attack in my opinion. Mccabe is a surrealist defender or an obfuscating goalie, in fairness we have an extensive panel for selection,

    1. Mick Flavin

      Where are Yeats, Goldsmith and Edgeworth? Also Anthony Trollope could put in for an Irish passport and do a Big Cas on it…

  3. shanner

    I would have put in Roddy Doyle before Binchy or McCabe. And I agree, Flann O’Brien should be there too. The fat lad who does detective books? I guess John Banville? I think you’re right, he’s also world class.

  4. Horselover Bat

    Jp Dunleavy – centre forward. (C’mon – he’s been living here long enough)

  5. Royal M

    Arthur Conan Doyle on the granny rule. Plus Lafcadio Hearn might offer a bit of pace off the bench.

  6. gerry

    Flann O’Brien should be in there as a creative middle fielder. Beckett is not a striker, I’d have him in goal. Joyce up front. Binchy isn’t even on the bench and where’s Yeats? O’Casey instead of “Ralegh” and Banville instead of whichever O’Connor they’re talking about. Colm Toibin instead of McCabe. Kevin Barry vying for a starting place in the starting eleven.

  7. Jackdaw

    Ah lads c’mon Where is Seamus Heaney. Not only a genius but a proper ball player to boot. John B has to be in there also!!

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