14 thoughts on “‘No Ghosts Welcome’

  1. Don Pidgeoni

    Or no men wearing hats allowed to stand with their hands in their pockets watching another man wearing a hat poo? Not as catchy maybe

    1. Corvo

      Shouldn’t need a sign really, it’s basic courtesy to take your hat off when watching someone poo.

      1. Don Pidgeoni

        In my day, you always took off your hat when watching someone poo. People these days have no manners.

        1. munkifisht

          I can remember my old granddad soon before he was killed by that eagle used to complain about us youths not understanding the mannerly thing is hats off for poop, whether you were taking a poop or watching. “Shut up you f**kin old goat!” we used to shout at him as we poked him with sticks, but to be honest, today I think he has a point.

  2. wishywashy64

    No keeping of hands in your pockets while peeing.

    Sign of the times too- you can’t leave your fedora unattended anymore, even for a quick dash to the loo.

    :(

  3. chimpy

    its a sin to take a poo on a bus. I used to get the bus up and back from galway nearly every week and if someone ever used the toilet for a number twosie it stank the whole bus out of it. so even if your wearing a hat, pooing on the bus should not be done.

    1. Mikeyfex

      I think the purpose of the hat was if there was a queue for the jacks, so you had another option. Rather than your shoe like.

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