Anything Good In The Star?

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Neigh.

A prison inmate whose ex became pregnant by another man got pals to throw a horse’s head through his love rival’s window. His cronies blasted the horse with a shotgun – then sawed off its head to use in the sickening attack in Dublin, The Star [not available online] can reveal.

That’s mafia, Ted.

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4 thoughts on “Anything Good In The Star?

  1. rmc

    Why are you subjecting us to the Star’s frontpage? Do you think that a lot of bs readers are interested in the front page of the star?

  2. paul m

    I presume they missed the connection between the horse and its owner waking up beside its head in the Godfather film that this event is no doubt inspired by. Whats next? sending someone a battered cod and chips wrapped in bullet proof vest?

    1. Cool_Hand_Lucan

      The tabloids will have a Grand Theft Auto type witch-hunt, blaming early 20th century surrealists for a spate of gang related violence.

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