31 thoughts on “Cool Story Bro

  1. Mick Flavin

    One trick is to tell ’em stories that don’t go anywhere – like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em. “Give me five bees for a quarter”, you’d say…

    1. Del McG

      … and then there was the time in Nineteen Dickity Two. We had to say “dickity” as the Kaiser had stolen our word for “twenty”

  2. Mani

    ‘Thank you for your contirbution, now can I ask for a volunteer to bring Senator Brennan to the Dail suicide booth to be euthanised please before the next order of business?’

  3. Zynks

    He is most probably suffering the effects of old age. I am not sure I would be comfortable making jokes about him.

  4. Slightly Bemused

    Actually makes sense to me.

    Look at the bill they are debating. If the mutual assistance bill is passed then they would have been able to have the Scottish police alerted and arrest the thieves of the jeep as it debarked.

    Admittedly the BOING! as he hit the microphone was fun. Brought me back to days of rulers on desks in class :)

  5. Papi

    And, one time, I was going to wear my hat, but then I realised I didn’t have a hat, so I didn’t wear it. True story.

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