The First Time As Tragedy

29 thoughts on “The First Time As Tragedy”

1. Tom Stewart October 17, 2014 at 9:36 am

   Seriously. I speak for the country when I say that we never want to hear from this dude ever again.
   1. Mister Mister October 17, 2014 at 9:50 am

      + a million cowboy hats.
   2. Bingo October 17, 2014 at 9:55 am

      “I speak for the country on this….”
      Hundreds of thousands of tickets sold suggest that you don’t!
      I hope this goes ahead in the Summer.
      1. Bingo October 17, 2014 at 9:56 am

         My quote isn’t exact but you get my point….
         1. Kill The Poor October 17, 2014 at 10:38 am

            We get that you’ll lie & bend the truth to get your point across

            BTW how are things in FG HQ ?
      2. ahjayzis October 17, 2014 at 12:29 pm

         Cabbage stinking, sister-swapping, sheep-raping, god-bothering Roordles from ROOOORDLE IRELIND don’t count as actual people, you know that ;)
         1. Bingo October 17, 2014 at 2:35 pm

            What? I’ve been wasting my time rearing sheep when I could’ve been raping them? Ah bollix.
2. Starina October 17, 2014 at 9:38 am

   that whole fiasco was a PR exercise so he’d sell more tickets next year.
   1. William H Gross October 17, 2014 at 9:59 am

      “sell more tickets”????? didnt he sell out 5 nights in a row in croker? and didnt it break quite a few records for number of concert tickets sold or something?
      1. Parp October 17, 2014 at 4:19 pm

         And now he will sell out 10 at Lansdowne.
3. Spaghetti Hoop October 17, 2014 at 9:39 am

   Put him on to Lord Henry.
   1. Kill The Poor October 17, 2014 at 10:39 am

      Thats booked for ACDC already apparently
4. Jess October 17, 2014 at 9:50 am

   Give him a support slot in fibbers, nothing more.
   1. missred October 17, 2014 at 10:46 am

      I’d say the Red Cow Inn would be more suitable
5. Murtles October 17, 2014 at 9:52 am

   Ma, fitch me my cowboy hat and dust off them there boots. Ima heading for Croker.
   *heads for nearest Tickemaster
   1. ahjayzis October 17, 2014 at 12:30 pm

      Throw a few shpuds and a rake a’ cabaiste in me coash pockesh dayer memmy.
6. dhaughton99 October 17, 2014 at 9:53 am

   Do you have to remind us of the past ‘summer of shite’?
7. garthicus October 17, 2014 at 9:54 am

   Yay! I can’t wait. I’m thinking of seeing him on a couple of US tour dates too.
   1. Mick Flavin October 17, 2014 at 10:13 am

      You’re worse than two Hitlers…

      …nah, you’re alright.
8. John Cassidy October 17, 2014 at 10:01 am

   Nooooooo! Will the pain never end?
9. Rep October 17, 2014 at 10:09 am

   And the lads with a thousand stetsons breath a massive sigh of relief .
10. Jonjo October 17, 2014 at 10:15 am

    “It is believed he may play a Dublin date and another Irish venue next July, at the concluding part of his current stadium tour.”

    If he does only play those 2 gigs, there could be a lot of money made by buying tickets when they’re released. Might get a nice holiday out of that profit :-)
11. andyourpointiswhatexactly October 17, 2014 at 11:01 am

    Boooooooooo! You’re a tout. But awwwwwwwwwww you used a smiley face so it’s all ok!
    ===) – – –
    1. andyourpointiswhatexactly October 17, 2014 at 11:02 am

       Buggah: that was meant for Jonjo.
12. Odis October 17, 2014 at 1:40 pm

    They’ve got to find a stadium that can fit all his ego in.

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