One of several visuals for the Take Back The Metro campaign launched this month in Paris.
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Everything. As It Happens.
One of several visuals for the Take Back The Metro campaign launched this month in Paris.
It’s my hot body, I’ll do what I waaaant
Ha! Gotta love how honest Parisians are!
yer wan looks like she desperately needs a wee
LOL…. “Testicles are not made of crystal”. Best thing I’ve read so far today!
*fondles Waterford glass implants, weeps silently*
Fondle a bit faster and you’ll start to cheer up :-)
My testicles are made of solid marble.
*testicle.
Connemara yarbles.
My marble are made of solid testicle.
Do they have another one for armrest hoggers? – really annoying when you’re sitting beside them.
My trick for that is to jam your elbow in where the seat joins the beginning of the armrest. Then start shoving your elbow forwards, looking insouciant. It mostly works.
Yup. And dont give any ground at all!
I don’t know why parents don’t teach healthy young men and women not to take up all the f**king seats on public transport. If you are fit and healthy and between the ages 10 to 50, stand the f**k up and leave the seats for people who need them.
Smoking pays off once again.
Farting, muttering a few phrases from the koran (in arabic) or singing often has the desired effect…
Lookin furtively around and fiddling in a rucksak will clear a space.
Note that in the english translation it says “neighbours” – It is in fact “female neighbours” which is intended here. Another great feminist plot.
*evil feminist chuckle*
So, promoting an unhealthy practice of keeping ones balls “cooked” is now seen as a good thing. Wouldn’t even be an issue if it were women that required sitting with their legs apart.
I admit, some men don’t need to sit so spread eagled but some spread of the legs is a natural and healthy requirement, even womens’ health publications say so, look it up. In the meantime, here are a few links to more….
The basics, a man’s balls are meant to be kept at a cooler temp than the rest of the body
Source – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle#Temperature_regulation
Crossing ones legs reduces sperm and can affect fertility
Source 1 – http://www.independent.co.uk/news/crossed-legs-can-reduce-sperm-1110584.html
Source 2 http://www.dontcookyourballs.com/infertility-causes/heat-and-male-fertility/
Men, if told to cross your legs to make room, you can always just say…. ‘Sorry, but no I cannot do that as I am going home to my partner to make babies’
Muwaahahahahahaha!
*sits with legs akimbo*
Akimbo is fine. So akimbo that you are taking up half of the next seat isn’t. Though I don’t get why the people sat there don’t just jam their knee into the guys. They do give up after a while.
Agreed :) …but that’s not the impression given by the sign.
Just sayin’
The man on the sign has his legs way way akimbo. Too much akimbo. Less akimbo.
*chuckles*
…at what I dunno, that just read funny :)
Thats why standing is better it keeps air circulating.
True
Apologies on behalf of the rest of the human race that you have to compromise for about 15 minutes in your day, in order to assure the equal comfort of your co-travelling neighbour.
Your apology has been accepted by me on behalf of the other 49% of the world, thanks.
Visual pollution? Charming.
As Gerry Adams channeling Maya Angelou would say
Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I’ve got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?
Can we say the same about cleavage? …and spandex on those that just really shouldn’t?
….oh but, now I’m being sexist……
Swings and roundabouts ladies.
“Visual Pollution” pfft, they can go and fupp off !
How is it sexist? Man cleavage is a thing and both genders can where spandex and look, unfortunate.
True…. I’ve seen the ballet dancers in the movie Top Secret!
Is this the bit where we can talk about labyrinth??!!!
Does the way I sit surprise you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I’ve fine Murano goolies
Of quite enormous size?
The air circulation
the nads really need
it aids procreation
it helps men breed
Women also pay for one bus/tram/rail/tube ticket, entitling them the use of just one seat. Yet many frequently seem happy to plonk their oversized Mary Poppins handbags and numerous shopping bags onto other seats, rather than the floor, and then pretend not to see you looking for a spare seat. Inconsiderate much!
What you do to those people is barge up to their seat, even if there are others free, and say “SCUSE ME!” brightly, then sit yourself down and wriggle yer bum around til you’re NICE and comfy.
+1 :)
And always do it with a smile
Yes that pisses me off too. To be fair though, I once had to resort to putting my tesco bag in between myself and a creeper who kept trying to touch me on the bus. I ended up moving and doing the awkward stand by the driver, feeling pretty guilty for any woman who may end up in my seat. In retrospect, he may have been trying to get me to move in order to get more delicious ball space.
“Visual pollution”? Haha. Like we stare at men’s crotches.
I agree with Clamps ; if the lads need air, give ’em air.
Reminds me of my old fellas favourite ‘dad saying’.
– It’s nice out. I think I’ll leave it out.
Heh!
As a lad it’s easier to deal with sitting beside someone doing this on the bus, all you do is make full thigh contact with them, it usually creeps ’em out enough to move their legs together.
Yep, that works for putting the fella with an overspread in to check!
I’d be all in favour of role reversal here…. let the wimmin sit with the legs splayed
http://mentakingup2muchspaceonthetrain.tumblr.com/
Funny how some men are so against this but try and get rid of the “women eating on trains” one and they cry censorship. Maybe people just shouldn’t be jerks to other people?
jaaaaaaaysus… well them fupps are just spanners :)