Its plane (tree) to see, these puns are widely poplar
rotide
Was it fir this?
Don Pidgeoni
Olive trees
Spaghetti Hoop
Bunch o’ saps
Don Pidgeoni
I cedar end of this approaching quickly….
This is my favourite thread ever
Spaghetti Hoop
Yews are a vine bunch of budding punners all the same.
munkifisht
If you’re looking for tree puns yew’r barking up the wrong tree
Don Pidgeoni
Is it tree you’re looking for?
scottser
That was terrible, bring on the abuse….
I was aspen for it….
don’t worry clampers, their bark is worse than their blight..
JoesephT
They should just chop down the trees and then they wouldn’t have to pick or rake leaves.
chimpy
All of the houses in our local area (70’s estate with large trees lining each side of the road) were asked whether they would prefer the trees to be felled or completely removed. The vote was 45% in favour of completely removing them, the reason being they would rather they didn’t have to rake up leaves in Autumn. I couldn’t believe how backward my neighbours were.
ABM's Bloodied Underwear
Excuse the ignorance but isn’t a felled tree and a completely removed tree the same thing with regards to falling leaves?
No, no, no, don’t you be questioning his statement on the internets he’s got “70’s” indicating a time and place, and he’s even got statistics and percentages…. it must be true!
ABM's Bloodied Underwear
I’m not questioning the truth of his statement! :)
But completely removing a tree or leaving just a stump is pretty much the same result?
But you could trip over the stump of a felled tree or the damned thing could decide to just start growing again and then where would we be.So in the long run it would be safer just to get rid of them altogether.
Nuke ’em from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure!
chimpy
You’re right, I should have said cut back or pruned.
ABM's Bloodied Underwear
That’s all that sorted so.
Treemendous!
Spaghetti Hoop
The gardener is not poplar on Twitter right now.
NiallJames
He’s a right son of a beech
Spaghetti Hoop
*a she – Annabel Honeybun. That’s not a pun, it’s true.
Salmon of Nollaig
Lizards!
John E. Bravo
The declining Fall of the British Empire.
CathalMcD
Ah leave it out everyone. Just like yerwan on the ladder…
Lisa
….leaf it out….
Wayne Carr
I’ve got a pre-prepared pun I’d like to add. Here goes:
“Ah heyor, leave it out.”
I’m the root of all humour on this site.
nefd6
It’s actually pretty bad for the trees too as it leaves them open to a risk of airborne infection. It’s similar to picking off a scab rather than letting it heal and fall off.
JoesephT
As i said before ”chop em down”, then the problem of raking,picking,pruning,air borne disease etc goes away.
Isn’t about time these bloody trees learned to look after themselves instead of being mollycoddled all the time.
Don Pidgeoni
Kill all the trees, ruin the carbon cycle. Sure, its fine
JoesephT
Thank you Dom.Finally someone with a brain.
TK Ickle
That’s a great idea.
Will have to get the missus out next year seeing as SDCC refuse to chop down/back the feckers outside my gaff.
edalicious
Are they not just pollarding the trees? The ones in the foreground appear to have been done already. From what I’ve seen it seems to be pretty standard practice in London.
Beyond beleaf.
Looks like she tree-tering on the edge
If they guys hadn’t pointed it out I’d never have twigged it.
Another branch of government wasting money.
Can’t believe she will stick with it though
Ah enough with the tree puns, I’ve had my chlorophyll.
Special branch?
You’re all having a larch!
That was terrible, bring on the abuse….
I was aspen for it….
The root of all money-wasting.
Its plane (tree) to see, these puns are widely poplar
Was it fir this?
Olive trees
Bunch o’ saps
I cedar end of this approaching quickly….
This is my favourite thread ever
Yews are a vine bunch of budding punners all the same.
If you’re looking for tree puns yew’r barking up the wrong tree
Is it tree you’re looking for?
That was terrible, bring on the abuse….
I was aspen for it….
don’t worry clampers, their bark is worse than their blight..
They should just chop down the trees and then they wouldn’t have to pick or rake leaves.
All of the houses in our local area (70’s estate with large trees lining each side of the road) were asked whether they would prefer the trees to be felled or completely removed. The vote was 45% in favour of completely removing them, the reason being they would rather they didn’t have to rake up leaves in Autumn. I couldn’t believe how backward my neighbours were.
Excuse the ignorance but isn’t a felled tree and a completely removed tree the same thing with regards to falling leaves?
No, no, no, don’t you be questioning his statement on the internets he’s got “70’s” indicating a time and place, and he’s even got statistics and percentages…. it must be true!
I’m not questioning the truth of his statement! :)
But completely removing a tree or leaving just a stump is pretty much the same result?
Heh … ah, I saw that :)
But you could trip over the stump of a felled tree or the damned thing could decide to just start growing again and then where would we be.So in the long run it would be safer just to get rid of them altogether.
Burn them out I say… and if that doesn’t work….
Nuke ’em from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure!
You’re right, I should have said cut back or pruned.
That’s all that sorted so.
Treemendous!
The gardener is not poplar on Twitter right now.
He’s a right son of a beech
*a she – Annabel Honeybun. That’s not a pun, it’s true.
Lizards!
The declining Fall of the British Empire.
Ah leave it out everyone. Just like yerwan on the ladder…
….leaf it out….
I’ve got a pre-prepared pun I’d like to add. Here goes:
“Ah heyor, leave it out.”
I’m the root of all humour on this site.
It’s actually pretty bad for the trees too as it leaves them open to a risk of airborne infection. It’s similar to picking off a scab rather than letting it heal and fall off.
As i said before ”chop em down”, then the problem of raking,picking,pruning,air borne disease etc goes away.
Isn’t about time these bloody trees learned to look after themselves instead of being mollycoddled all the time.
Kill all the trees, ruin the carbon cycle. Sure, its fine
Thank you Dom.Finally someone with a brain.
That’s a great idea.
Will have to get the missus out next year seeing as SDCC refuse to chop down/back the feckers outside my gaff.
Are they not just pollarding the trees? The ones in the foreground appear to have been done already. From what I’ve seen it seems to be pretty standard practice in London.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollarding
Why the hell did they put the fountain off center like that.Them English sure are a quare bunch.
The trees WILL follow Her Majesty’s schedule.
I oak you ready for this one:
Mulch ado about nothing.