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Further to the rescue of Benjy the gay bull by animal rights group ARAN.
Cork farmer Harold Kingston (via The Irish Farmer’s Journal) writes:
Celebrity endorsements are big business. Some professional sports people can make more from having their name associated with products than from wages or winnings. Likewise having a celebrity’s name or image associated with your product is very effective advertising.
It’s no different when it comes to campaigns and fundraisers. Having a famous name backing your cause assures you of media coverage, especially if you can create a link.
Probably the strangest new celebrity is Benjy the so called “gay bull”. The animal rights group ARAN spotted an opportunity and stepped in to rescue Benjy from being fattened for beef.
So what do the multitude of animal rights groups including PETA and HSUS basically believe? Most will be familiar with animal welfare groups like the ISPCA but these are fundamentally different. The rights groups treat animals almost as humans, believing that using animals for any work or commercial purpose is the same as slavery.
The more extreme treat meat as murder and milking as stealing. Even AI and disbudding calves are opposed as being contrary to nature, and animals should be free to roam if not in a sanctuary for their protection. I say “rescue”, but in reality he was purchased from the farmer.
… All this despite the ARAN website recommending that no animal should be bought as it only encourages breeding for money.
Where this policy of not exploiting animals falls down in this case is the plan to use Benjy to highlight their cause and “bring national attention to all animals farmed” according to John Carmody of ARAN. I fail to see how this is different to any animal acting in films, or horses pulling carriages, or guide dogs for the blind, all of which are being opposed.
Calling the bull by a name is normal as all pedigree stock are named. What is not normal is the attempt to make this a gay rights issue. It is just another way to humanise Benjy. If it was an issue then some deserted wives organisation should be shouting for the cows left behind, and a children’s group representing the weanling bulls Benjy apparently took a shine to. In fact I similarly believe the calling of working animals as slaves trivialises the phenomenal work of human rights groups.
Meanwhile, ARAN must be delighted there are ships approved to carry livestock so that their new working bovine can travel to England, despite their opposition in conjunction with CIWF to live exports. Strange world!
FIGHT!
Farmer writes: Animal rights groups and Benjy the gay bull (IrishFarmersJournal)
Thanks Maura Fay
Dead right… when I heard this story I roared laughing… the fact that an LGBT group got involved at all…. FFS :)
Doin’ themselves no favours with this.
The main spokesperson for ARAN is absolutely maddening and clueless. He’d make you want to give a dirty look to a puppy.
But ARAN aren’t an LGBT group…
Those cows are scary
What do you get if you cross an animal rights protestor with Bikram yoga? An Aran sweater.
Stick it in a pan. Or between your two buns. Ooooh….
Those buns are tight !
Keep up the yoga!
Tasty gay cow….
Curry my yoga, surely.
Very well written and thought out piece.
This would be the charity headed by the guy who had a breakdown because Joan Burton used the term ‘more than one way to skin a cat’, yeah?
Poor auld Benjy, though. I’m glad the old queen was saved, all the same.
Bizarre to ‘save’ the one member of the species that is unlikely to procreate.
Oh but there’s adoption of course.
Sister Heifernan to the rescue !
Isn’t most procreation among our bovine friends through a turkey baster these days anyway?
Not especially. If you don’t agree with farming you’d be less inclined to keep the breeders going.
Do bulls have souls ?
Nope. Hoofs.
+4 legged friends
Only the black ones.
Not the gay ones.
On behalf if the decommissioned Iris….
Could we catch the Gay off Benji’s burgers?
How did he catch the gayness ?
I reckon it was one of those ‘country types‘, – y’know, the ones who don’t do drugs who are subsequently responsible for ALL the ailments of modern society.
Mind you, it’s still only a theory so far.
I’m still doing research.
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