77 thoughts on “Stop That

      1. Atlas

        Growing out armpit and/or leg hair is very en vogue in some feminist circles. Also hair dyed bright colours.

    1. Casey

      Why and how is a “brand of feminism”?

      Why not a brand of Frenchism. Why not a branch of cave-womanism? Why not a branch of anti-egyptology? Why Why whhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

    1. Don Pidgeoni

      I’d say this must blow your little mind given your prescriptive views of what a women should and shouldn’t do Jock

    1. missred

      Yeah I don’t have a problem with it but I fail to see what kind of dye is safe to use on one’s underarm hair

        1. missred

          Indeed, doing roots on your head every month is annoying enough, imagine every three days on the pits: “Oh these? I’m a natural pink, carpet, curtains and cushions!”

  1. Soundings

    Fantastic and sticks its tongue out at glabrous fascism.

    I wonder what arm and leg hair would look like in Barney the Dinosaur pink?

        1. Spaghetti Hoop

          I doubt they’d find it what with all the skirts.

          *looks up ‘anal bleaching’ in English/Irish dictionary*

  2. Jess

    Heh, thats kinda cool. The reactions remind me of when I used to dye my hair red and had a nose piercing in the mid 90s and people looked at me as if i had sprouted horns, a few years later it was practically mundane.

    vive la differance!

  3. Welshie

    Why should they stop it? If someone wants to dye their armpit hair why should we care?
    Doesn’t bother me either way.
    Would rather this that than someone who doesn’t wash their armpits.

          1. Spaghetti Hoop

            Beats me. I think ‘Mondss Underarm Wear’ belongs in the same place as those plastic chutes to make girls pee like a bloke.

          2. Don Pidgeoni

            She-pees are brilliant!! But these are just ridiculous. They are the equivalent of those things that stop you getting camel toe. Lol women are saps sometimes, complete saps

          3. Spaghetti Hoop

            Wait…WHAT things stop you getting camel toe??

            *holds head in heads and wails in disbelief*

          4. Spaghetti Hoop

            LOL!

            Broadsheet need to run a competition for these…’I deserve a Smooth Groove because _______’

          5. Don Pidgeoni

            And don’t forgot one for the pit pads. Maybe that one could be a jingle

            *queue country music, clears throat*

            “I need pit pads so my man will love me,
            Pits pads so he will squeeze and hold me…”

      1. Janet

        ha. found them recently, apparently stops sweat getting on your clothes. be handy here also me thinks

      1. Don Pidgeoni

        Its clearly better to be a non-sweaty lady with no hair anywhere then to have pit hair and be so outlandish as to dye it. Jesus would weep, he really would

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