A Grand Day Out

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watermarch

Seasonally-attired protestors at yesterday’s anti-Irish Water demonstration

PE Power rhymes:

People thronged till Dublin felt
Alive as downtown Delhi
Your heart couldn’t help but swell with pride
(Unless you’re Alan Kelly)

Placards, blackguards, taps on hats
Young and old and middle
Oh how your soul would sing for joy
(While D*n*s joined in on the fiddle)

Some say 100,000 marched
Chanting for our deliverance
RTE’s stooge saw a thousand or two.
Or should we split the difference?

United in a common cause –
No bond so great as unjust laws –
Government trembling, war declared…
Enda Kenny wakes up pale and scared
Reaches for his Times, smiles as he reads –
“Sinn Fein took over.” Exactly what he needs.

(Pic: Barbara McCarthy)

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21 thoughts on “A Grand Day Out

        1. Spaghetti Hoop

          I don’t have a private interest in barriers but I can say that they weren’t your bog standard open runged type but a sort of metal hoarding – very anti-riot-fashioned. A lot of ordinary pedestrians yesterday evening (not protesters) were really annoyed at the fact that they couldn’t walk down Kildare or Merrion street. The ivory towers were well protected.

          1. Clampers Outside!

            Aye, I paused the TV to have a better look when they were filmed rocking them on the nooz, not your ordinary barriers at all… so even more pricey… me thinks.
            .
            I think if it were known, if true, that Denis was profiting from the march the lads at the front would have chucked those babies aside !

          2. ReproBertie

            They were the standard sort of barriers you’d find at any large concert.

            “anti-riot fashioned” my tinfoil-hatted hole.

          3. FM Luder

            You seriously couldn’t make this up if you tried – it’s almost surreal. It’s like Wild. E. Coyote and ACME products. Can’t believe they outsourced the barrier supply to a subsidiary of SiteServ. What’s next? MediaServ? FuelCompanyServ?

            Oh.

  1. David

    Poetry doesn’t excuse people from using good statistical techniques to measure crowds instead of wishful thinking and plucking of figures from the air.

      1. ollie

        if you use the fg/irish water method:
        count people as households then use the total as people, so:

        30,000 marchers becomes 30,000 households. allow an average of 6 per caravan and you have a grand total of 180,000 feet. multiply this by 1.8 ( to factor in war veterans) and you are left with a reliable total of 324,000.

        1. Mikeyfex

          They’re from a different place that you’re from buh.

          What does it matter to you and all in anyways?

  2. Frilly Keane

    I think that was a lovely summing up of yesterday’s turn out

    I must give this poetry lark a go

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