Aisling writes:
Tayto, our Collie-Jack Russell cross….
David Lunney writes:
Banana, the cat in the hat!
Aleesha T writes:
BJ the Labrador is not impressed…
My Pet at Xmas to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘My Pet At Xmas’
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” Thats a good BJ “
Beginner Spanish teacher a few years ago was moving onto the verb ‘to like’ so she had written ‘me gusta BJ’ on the blackboard before we all came in.
Turned out she was a big Bon Jovi fan.
and loved banger.
We had a French teacher, Madame Papin, stunning lady. She got lumbered with a rowdy class, who were effin and blindin’ down the back with each other.
I was up the front, love struck I was. Anyhoo, she got tired of the messin’ and lads not doing their French exercises of the day when she roared in that wonderful accent of hers “don’t f**k, just do it” ….the place erupted ….detention all round.
I sighed oblivious to my surroundings…. another hour with Ms Papin? I’m in.
Jaysus, teaching French to a loada Galway boys must be tough enough. My gills wouldn’t be too wide for the French sham.
Mine weren’t great neither :)
“don’t phoque”, surely? (something you say to a seal when it’s about to drop the ball)
Aah Aleesha, is your dog not happy with the get-up you stuck on him? Ungrateful mutt. Tell you what, why don’t you treat him to some good quality Lindt chocolate, the 90% cocoa variety. That should cheer him up, shure everyone loves chocolate.
http://pets.webmd.com/dogs/guide/dogs-and-chocolate-get-the-facts