No, no, no, you’re doing it wrong, you’re supposed to put in the dvd player first.
MyloD
All your ‘one-in-a-bed-sex-romp’ requirements in one place. Nothing grim here!
Drogg
Ahh, poppers and pills them where the days.
Pale Blue Dot Cotton
Usually we did the pills first.
Drogg
I did too, it’s just bad word placement due to years of drug abuse. It should be a new anti drug campaign just say no kids or your grammar, spelling and alliteration will go to s**t.
And who wouldn’t buy a pre-loved DUD?
The Adult Bargain Bin caught my eye-50% off maybe? Or BOGOF? Which in this context could mean anything..
Cheap condoms, my favourite…
can you get crabs off a pre-loved dvd?
Dunno
But they’d deffo smell of crabs
Am I missing something here? What’s grim at best about this?
Well, if you read pre-loved DUDs as being the category heading…. the condoms listed underneath it would be a grim purchase!
Not grim as long as you enjoy strangers’ bodily fluids on your DVDs.
I think you may be doing it wrong Eve ;-)
Oh so, I’m supposed to wank onto the dvd itself?
No, no, no, you’re doing it wrong, you’re supposed to put in the dvd player first.
All your ‘one-in-a-bed-sex-romp’ requirements in one place. Nothing grim here!
Ahh, poppers and pills them where the days.
Usually we did the pills first.
I did too, it’s just bad word placement due to years of drug abuse. It should be a new anti drug campaign just say no kids or your grammar, spelling and alliteration will go to s**t.
“say no to poppers, unless youre on pills first”
has a ring to it alright
Actually
Rings seem to be involved already
CRUSTY HEWPS!
I never understood the poppers and sex thing.
“Yeah, yeah – hang on a mo, I’ll just get the bottle of poppers”.
I did ask and someone told me it was a gay thing.
I thought poppers were illegal, no?
You can get them in the tabac now in France … and a condom with your coffee….
One for Liz Delaney’s marketing crew ?
Loosens the sphincter by lowering blood pressure round that tight bit.
So is pop pop pop the real sound of sodomy?
No, you’re thinking of the Pet Shop Boys.
giggling together…. retro love
Hey Clampers, as you appear well informed, can you tell me whether I snort it or apply directly to the sphincter?! Cos like, it still hurts…
ENOUGH!
So handy if you’ve got a bit of a thick torpedo in the tube? Do you know?
Wouldn’t put my hand in that bargain bin.
€995 is a lot for a DVD tho…. does it come in ICLIMAX 3D or something?
its got Bressie’s DNA on it
…ok…I admit I googled poppers…probably explains why I’m a pre-loved dude.
Self Love Saturdays instead of Welfare Wednesdays?