Pre-Loved

Granty tweetz:

Sign outside the sex shop on Camden Street. Grim at best.

34 thoughts on “Pre-Loved”

Sam January 7, 2015 at 7:40 am

And who wouldn’t buy a pre-loved DUD?

McKay January 7, 2015 at 8:06 am

The Adult Bargain Bin caught my eye-50% off maybe? Or BOGOF? Which in this context could mean anything..
1. Eve January 7, 2015 at 8:20 am
  
  Cheap condoms, my favourite…
2. JimmytheHead January 7, 2015 at 10:03 am
  
  can you get crabs off a pre-loved dvd?
  1. Frilly Keane January 7, 2015 at 11:00 am
    
    Dunno
    But they’d deffo smell of crabs

Ms Piggy January 7, 2015 at 8:03 am

Am I missing something here? What’s grim at best about this?

Sam January 7, 2015 at 8:17 am

Well, if you read pre-loved DUDs as being the category heading…. the condoms listed underneath it would be a grim purchase!
Eve January 7, 2015 at 8:19 am

Not grim as long as you enjoy strangers’ bodily fluids on your DVDs.
1. Ms Piggy January 7, 2015 at 8:23 am
  
  I think you may be doing it wrong Eve ;-)
2. swoon January 7, 2015 at 9:05 am
  
  Oh so, I’m supposed to wank onto the dvd itself?
  1. Clampers Outside! January 7, 2015 at 9:26 am
    
    No, no, no, you’re doing it wrong, you’re supposed to put in the dvd player first.
MyloD January 7, 2015 at 12:41 pm

All your ‘one-in-a-bed-sex-romp’ requirements in one place. Nothing grim here!

Drogg January 7, 2015 at 8:17 am

Ahh, poppers and pills them where the days.

Pale Blue Dot Cotton January 7, 2015 at 8:27 am

Usually we did the pills first.
1. Drogg January 7, 2015 at 8:31 am
  
  I did too, it’s just bad word placement due to years of drug abuse. It should be a new anti drug campaign just say no kids or your grammar, spelling and alliteration will go to s**t.
  1. JimmytheHead January 7, 2015 at 9:56 am
    
    “say no to poppers, unless youre on pills first”
    
    has a ring to it alright
    1. Frilly Keane January 7, 2015 at 10:04 am
      
      Actually
      
      Rings seem to be involved already
    2. andyourpointiswhatexactly January 7, 2015 at 10:13 am
      
      CRUSTY HEWPS!
Odis January 7, 2015 at 9:12 am

I never understood the poppers and sex thing.
“Yeah, yeah – hang on a mo, I’ll just get the bottle of poppers”.

I did ask and someone told me it was a gay thing.
1. Just sayin' January 7, 2015 at 9:18 am
  
  I thought poppers were illegal, no?
  1. Janet January 7, 2015 at 9:59 am
    
    You can get them in the tabac now in France … and a condom with your coffee….
    1. Janet January 7, 2015 at 10:00 am
      
      One for Liz Delaney’s marketing crew ?
2. Clampers Outside! January 7, 2015 at 9:29 am
  
  Loosens the sphincter by lowering blood pressure round that tight bit.
  1. Frilly Keane January 7, 2015 at 9:37 am
    
    So is pop pop pop the real sound of sodomy?
    1. Mani January 7, 2015 at 9:52 am
      
      No, you’re thinking of the Pet Shop Boys.
  2. Janet January 7, 2015 at 9:41 am
    
    giggling together…. retro love
  3. MyloD January 7, 2015 at 12:44 pm
    
    Hey Clampers, as you appear well informed, can you tell me whether I snort it or apply directly to the sphincter?! Cos like, it still hurts…
    1. Frilly Keane January 7, 2015 at 1:38 pm
      
      ENOUGH!
  4. Odis January 7, 2015 at 2:35 pm
    
    So handy if you’ve got a bit of a thick torpedo in the tube? Do you know?