Pre-Loved

34 thoughts on “Pre-Loved”

1. Sam January 7, 2015 at 7:40 am

   And who wouldn’t buy a pre-loved DUD?
   1. McKay January 7, 2015 at 8:06 am

      The Adult Bargain Bin caught my eye-50% off maybe? Or BOGOF? Which in this context could mean anything..
      1. Eve January 7, 2015 at 8:20 am

         Cheap condoms, my favourite…
      2. JimmytheHead January 7, 2015 at 10:03 am

         can you get crabs off a pre-loved dvd?
         1. Frilly Keane January 7, 2015 at 11:00 am

            Dunno
            But they’d deffo smell of crabs
2. Ms Piggy January 7, 2015 at 8:03 am

   Am I missing something here? What’s grim at best about this?
   1. Sam January 7, 2015 at 8:17 am

      Well, if you read pre-loved DUDs as being the category heading…. the condoms listed underneath it would be a grim purchase!
   2. Eve January 7, 2015 at 8:19 am

      Not grim as long as you enjoy strangers’ bodily fluids on your DVDs.
      1. Ms Piggy January 7, 2015 at 8:23 am

         I think you may be doing it wrong Eve ;-)
      2. swoon January 7, 2015 at 9:05 am

         Oh so, I’m supposed to wank onto the dvd itself?
         1. Clampers Outside! January 7, 2015 at 9:26 am

            No, no, no, you’re doing it wrong, you’re supposed to put in the dvd player first.
   3. MyloD January 7, 2015 at 12:41 pm

      All your ‘one-in-a-bed-sex-romp’ requirements in one place. Nothing grim here!
3. Drogg January 7, 2015 at 8:17 am

   Ahh, poppers and pills them where the days.
   1. Pale Blue Dot Cotton January 7, 2015 at 8:27 am

      Usually we did the pills first.
      1. Drogg January 7, 2015 at 8:31 am

         I did too, it’s just bad word placement due to years of drug abuse. It should be a new anti drug campaign just say no kids or your grammar, spelling and alliteration will go to s**t.
         1. JimmytheHead January 7, 2015 at 9:56 am

            “say no to poppers, unless youre on pills first”

            has a ring to it alright
            1. Frilly Keane January 7, 2015 at 10:04 am

               Actually

               Rings seem to be involved already
            2. andyourpointiswhatexactly January 7, 2015 at 10:13 am

               CRUSTY HEWPS!
   2. Odis January 7, 2015 at 9:12 am

      I never understood the poppers and sex thing.
      “Yeah, yeah – hang on a mo, I’ll just get the bottle of poppers”.

      I did ask and someone told me it was a gay thing.
      1. Just sayin' January 7, 2015 at 9:18 am

         I thought poppers were illegal, no?
         1. Janet January 7, 2015 at 9:59 am

            You can get them in the tabac now in France … and a condom with your coffee….
            1. Janet January 7, 2015 at 10:00 am

               One for Liz Delaney’s marketing crew ?
      2. Clampers Outside! January 7, 2015 at 9:29 am

         Loosens the sphincter by lowering blood pressure round that tight bit.
         1. Frilly Keane January 7, 2015 at 9:37 am

            So is pop pop pop the real sound of sodomy?
            1. Mani January 7, 2015 at 9:52 am

               No, you’re thinking of the Pet Shop Boys.
         2. Janet January 7, 2015 at 9:41 am

            giggling together…. retro love
         3. MyloD January 7, 2015 at 12:44 pm

            Hey Clampers, as you appear well informed, can you tell me whether I snort it or apply directly to the sphincter?! Cos like, it still hurts…
            1. Frilly Keane January 7, 2015 at 1:38 pm

               ENOUGH!
         4. Odis January 7, 2015 at 2:35 pm

            So handy if you’ve got a bit of a thick torpedo in the tube? Do you know?
4. dylad January 7, 2015 at 8:50 am

   Wouldn’t put my hand in that bargain bin.
5. Clampers Outside! January 7, 2015 at 9:31 am

   €995 is a lot for a DVD tho…. does it come in ICLIMAX 3D or something?
   1. JimmytheHead January 7, 2015 at 9:58 am

      its got Bressie’s DNA on it
6. bisted January 7, 2015 at 9:42 am

   …ok…I admit I googled poppers…probably explains why I’m a pre-loved dude.
7. tucker January 7, 2015 at 1:33 pm

   Self Love Saturdays instead of Welfare Wednesdays?

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