The Tilt Of Shame

21 thoughts on “The Tilt Of Shame”

1. Micko January 21, 2015 at 11:55 am

   GENIUS!!

   …do you have a pamphlet or brochure I can subscribe to?
2. Mikeyfex January 21, 2015 at 11:56 am

   Life Hack. How to record a video without tilting your phone.
   1. Condor January 21, 2015 at 12:02 pm

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   2. Clampers Outside! January 21, 2015 at 12:13 pm

      You said ‘life hack’…. which means you must die within 24 hours.
      1. Mikeyfex January 21, 2015 at 12:19 pm

         Happy to go along with that rule but I was merely copying the title of the video above.

         It is a good tip and as Sarah says below it also applies to pouring from the other style cartons with screw caps, having the cap at the top as you tilt prevents that ‘gunk-gunk-gunk’ action you get when too much fluid tries to get through a small bore*. Bananas are also best opened from the end opposite the stalky bit.

         *shut it.
         1. Clampers Outside! January 21, 2015 at 1:28 pm

            :0)
         2. Kieran NYC January 21, 2015 at 5:58 pm

            Heh. Was waiting on a reference to that ‘banana hack’.

            That, or opening a wine bottle with a shoe…
3. rotide January 21, 2015 at 12:00 pm

   That is fupping genius.
4. John Roberts January 21, 2015 at 12:04 pm

   Superb, I’ve just thrown out all my cups and glasses. Now I will just decant wine into old milk cartons.
5. Irlandesa January 21, 2015 at 12:05 pm

   Use a glass, ya savage ya
6. Sarah January 21, 2015 at 12:07 pm

   Pouring juice into a glass that way also reduces splashes.
   1. Soundings January 21, 2015 at 2:15 pm

      True, and the physics behind that are also the reason men should pee while sitting on the lavatory.
      1. munkifisht January 21, 2015 at 6:58 pm

         This is why I stand on my head when I pee.
7. Gaz January 21, 2015 at 12:14 pm

   Boom!
8. Custo January 21, 2015 at 12:17 pm

   I’m a high powered business executive and don’t have time to use glasses for anything other than whickey in my penthouse corner office. This has just saved me valuable seconds hanging around in my kitchen every morning like a BUM when I could be in work making DEALZ and therefore earned me $$$.
   1. scottser January 21, 2015 at 1:57 pm

      you could indeed by off making wads of cash but instead you seek validation in your sad and lonely life by coming on here and posting your worthless opinions to other sad losers. enjoy your juice :)
9. dhaughton99 January 21, 2015 at 12:43 pm

   Charlie kelly with less of a hairline.
   1. Domestos January 21, 2015 at 4:46 pm

      Or Fassbender:
      http://photos.laineygossip.com/articles/fassbender-globes-13jan14-04.jpg
10. pedeyw January 21, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    That is pretty clever but he could do with tilting his phone 90 degrees.
11. JunkFace January 21, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    Another video in Portrait mode !!??

    Banishment!
12. Mike Baldwin January 21, 2015 at 1:24 pm

    Custo, nice.

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