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Garda Commissioner Noirin O’Sullivan [with Garda Ian Redican] launching The Garda Photography section’s new facial recognition system Evo-Fit at Garda Headquarters, Phoenix Park, Dublin this morning.

Evo-Fit boasts a “suspect identification rate of about 60 per cent – approximately ten times higher than traditional methods used”.

So it’s only a matter of time before they find the lantern-jawed beast.

(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)

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32 thoughts on “Find Him”

      1. ZeligIsJaded

        And me.
        That suspect is tucking into a cow pie somewhere. I’d say head west if ye want any chance of finding him

  6. Rep

    It’s one thing that our gardai are corrupt as hell, it’s quite another that they’re as stupid as hell.

  7. Murtles

    Crikey I presume the big Etch-A-Sketch looking yolk is the old system because if that’s the best in facial recognition technology that they have I’m going on a spree (to make up for being duped out of the lotto last night).

  10. Manta Rae

    Looks like a typical six nations fan and so should be easy to track down over the next six weeks. He’ll be in the pub, boring everyone senseless about rucks and mauls…

  11. Soundings

    If Denis O’Brien was bald (and doesn’t his barnet look a little fake?)

    What’s he suspected of doing (now)?

  17. scottser

    it’s dara o’brian, with a swollen jaw. why anyone would want to kick his stupid fat face in is beyond me, but that’s what he’d look like afterward.

  24. Soft like

    Popeye has got eye surgery finally? He looks great, pity it’s a life of crime is the only way he could afford the operation.

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