‘sup?
Jamie Leonard writes:
The Irish Field newspaper will break a major international show jumping story this evening at 5.30pm – a story that will stun the Irish show jumping world. The full story will be available online from 9.30pm tonight at The Irish Field with the print edition on sale tomorrow morning. The news will fascinate everyone with even a passing interest in horses.
The scourge of Ketamine?
Horse on horse?
More as we get it.
Illustration via The irish Field
WTF UPDATE:
OK.
This is fairly stunning.
*thud*
Drugs. Horses on drugs. Having sex. And listening to evil rock music.
Cyclin’ on footpaths and disrespectin’ their elders.
On stolen bikes no less
and parking in disabled spots
Show horses that look like Ireland.
A forelock a day?
* Unihorns everywhere *
they’ve a neck like the proverbial jockey’s
Lucky horses
That some burgers have been running as horses.
Maybe they’ve invented a new type of jump?
In a move that will revolutionise the sport, the horses will ride around on the jockeys’ backs instead.
They’ve revolutionised show jumping by making it interesting.
Will this be in the mane stream media too?
They don’t want to be saddled with it
Total ‘mare innit.
They wont hoof room for it
they’re only gelding the lilly.
This will upset a capall of people
Horse to represent Ireland in the Eurovision
Maybe horses aren’t going to pay the water charges either?
It worked in 1992 tbf
And then they’ll have horses selling their wares in the middle of the street and the pimps will be using crack cocaine to keep the horses under control.
The horses are losing the run of themselves
Hehe
I heard from someone at the Irish Lawn Bowls Association, that this could be the story of the year.
And it’s only February! Very exciting.
Anyone who is in show jumpijg knows this story is coming.
Showjumping Ireland is planning on replacing Irish Dragughts with Simmental bullocks. The plan is to have Team Ireland using them by the time the Aga Kahn comes round in July.
The reason for this are two fold: firstly it’s due to the decline in bloodstock through putting horses into the food chain and secondly funding to Showjumping Ireland was slashed directly and funding to the Defence Forces bloodstock was fully withdrawn. To ensure there is a team Showjumping Ireland has agreed a partnership with the IFA to supply the team with the aforementiond bullocks for the next three years.
It’s all a bit of a non-story really.
I would watch that.
Yeah either that or cloning
Gay horses wanting to marry each other.
O, the humanity. Or the equinity.
*chuckles*
they’re organising a ‘love halter’ parade up north?
Kerrygold is coming out
The Herald:
‘Fat Freddie’s Hamster Ate My Horse’
It’s Ok everyone.
It’s just some twenty nine year old horse that was cloned, twice.
The two clones have been hidden since 2012.
That’s actually kindof interesting.
Not sure it’s stunning, ‘cos Dolly the Sheep managed that bit.
But still, interesting.
I was pretty shocked when I saw the Irish Fields tweet revealing Cruising had been cloned.
17:32 and nothing. I want my money back…. oh.
17:49, still nothing…
This story is a non-runner. badum-tish!
A royal pain in the Ascot.
i assume this is it?
http://www.rte.ie/sport/equestrian/2015/0213/680070-cruising/