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A call card sponsored by the then single Time Out bar.

It later split into two separate bars promising and, in fairness, failing to deliver twice the pleasure.

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55 thoughts on “A Snack In The Face

  1. Dubloony

    Na, pink snacks never did anything for me, the yellow ones are different. Bad for the 160 people affected.

    1. Caroline

      Ah club milks. A nanolayer of tired and emotional chocolate enveloping two tooth-chipping “biscuits” originally conceived to survive long ship voyages, with a centre of dried-out surgical paste.

    2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly

      Take that back! You get more chocolate in the purple snack. Clubs Milks are stingy aul bars.

    3. Frilly Keane

      If there ever was an award going

      For ” post and replies to it”

      Consider Spag’s snack opener to this sting nominated

      Broadsheet winners enclosure stuff
      Well done all

    1. Stewart Curry

      America didn’t ban proper chocloate, Hersheys paid Cadburys for the use of their name and for them not to sell their nicer chocolate in the states. Cadburys aren’t being hard done by, they are getting paid to let Americans suffer with their shitty chocolate

  2. Bingo Slimz

    Timeouts were once relevant. I remember them being invented back when I was in Primary School. All the cool kids were eating them. Then there was the bigger Timeout that was just one big fat finger. The kids who ate them were super-cool.

    Pink Snack could have been retired long ago. Not a strong bar.

    Commiserations on the jobs news. That’s unpleasant.

  3. Clampers Outside!

    The Timeout bar was a Cadbury Ireland invention… basically a Twirl between biscuits covered in choc… nomnomnomnomnom……

    Boo-hiss!

    Get me my best pitchfork! No, the PF5000 ! We’re goin’ culling a few quakers!

    1. Spaghetti Hoop

      No they’re the two-fingered lads, sold in Irish pubs in the 70s and 80s to keep the kids quiet.

      1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly

        It would bring me out onto the streets. Free the Purple Snack 1, yeh midget parasite.

  4. baz

    earlier on broadsheet we had an unremarkable student whining that the taxpayer weren’t feathering them enough for a masters, the BS brigade attacked an honest post on the matter with the vitriol one would normally see a lynch mob reserve for pedophiles.

    interesting to see how little compassion they actually have for 160 people losing their jobs.

  5. Nikkeboentje

    Have you ever used a Time Out as a straw to drink a cup of tea or coffee with? Just bite a little bite off the top and bottom a Time Out finger and then dip it into your cup and suck. It is heavenly!

    1. MepMep

      Works better with Twirl, however you need vast experience to know when to not attempt a third slurp lest you lose the majority of the stick into the cup.

  6. Jonotti

    “yeah, because you don’t have one”

    That’s exactly what at least two of you are going to post. You’re so predictable.

    1. Father Filth

      Pay rates were inflated, apparently. Unions didn’t want to maneuver, so, what do you expect?

      Oh and.. No love for the yellow Snack, the shortcake squares..?

      1. MepMep

        They’re tied with the purple for me. Purple overall is nicer, but you get more in the yellow ones with SIX whole squares!

  7. Frilly Keane

    Change of Topic

    Ahem.

    Sorry people are losing their jobs
    But that’s commerce

    Its not working for you today

    But one day
    It’ll swing back for you

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