39 thoughts on “Room For A Little One?”

    2. Soundings

      Not a bad gig by the looks of it, and anyways, even dwarves start small (God, that one never gets old)

    1. Soundings

      On the red carpet, dwarves make even the vertically challenged very, very important people look tall. And tallness (within reason) is regarded as physically attractive like large boobs, penis, small waist, head, long legs, fingers.

  4. rotide

    If they had hired a normal sized actor to play the leprechaun by attaching shoes to his knees and kneeling down would you be applying the blackface logic and calling it offensive?

    1. Nigel

      Yes because of the centuries of leprechaun slavery, the transatlantic leprechaun trade, the Jimmy O’Crowe laws and the violent attempts at suppressing the leprechaun civil rights movement.

        1. Nigel

          It’s part of an effort to reclaim the word and rehabilitate it as a defiant expression of leprechaun identity that refuses to be shamed by bastardised cultural appropriation and demeaning stereotypes.

      1. John E. Bravo

        Sidebar: do you say Massive or Massif? I like to think of me and my crew [extensive and full of strong group morale] as being a French mountain range.

  5. Joe the Lion

    What do you mean – ‘very good’ exactly?

    As in – he’s not an inch over X feet tall?
    His green costume is the right shade of emerald?
    He does zany leprechaun to the power of 11?

    Inquiring minds want to know

    1. John E. Bravo

      I guess he’s cheerful and professional in the face of huge and continued provocation to be otherwise.

      1. Joe the Lion

        I suppose – the poor bastard

        Reminds me of when David Brent was doing public appearances

    2. Mani

      Yes. In stark contrast to urban nightclubs, full of the cognoscenti, sipping champagne, listening to the latest fresh beats from Berlin and discussing nihilism and sodomy.

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