15 thoughts on “Simon Says

  1. rotide

    Which one is he then?

    He’s not the irish one or the one who rides all around him, but the other 3 are indistinguishable to me

    1. bertie blenkinsop

      He’s the Keith Duffy one, the one whose microphone they don’t bother to switch on.

    1. LiamZero

      Yeah but you’d be cutting off the monster’s head only for five more to grow back: think of the solo careers.

      Anyway, they’re hardly the worst of that type of band. I’ve heard at least two of their songs and found them inoffensive. That is far from something you can describe most boybands’ music as.

    2. Lorcan Nagle

      If they follow the standard boy band script they’ll split up within the next 18 months.

  2. rotide

    We need Nice Anne to come in and give us her proposed dream line up of replacements from the sisterhood.

    Seriously, without the Exotic One, it’s all a little White Male Middle Class Patriarchy now isn’t it?

  3. Caroline

    Sad times. He was the one who looked like a baby tiger with a mild fondness for heroin.

    Who’s left now? Posh, Bogger, The Riddler, and the other one, Mandatory Too Old To Be Here Guy.

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