Not Custard, Not Cream

25 thoughts on “Not Custard, Not Cream”

1. Sam April 9, 2015 at 9:39 am

   Is this not 8 days late?
   1. Sheila April 9, 2015 at 9:53 am

      Not to me it isn’t :D
2. dylad April 9, 2015 at 9:44 am

   pustard
   1. Swoon April 9, 2015 at 10:01 am

      hehe
   2. yrtnuocecnareviled April 9, 2015 at 10:46 am

      Actual lol thanks now everyone thinks I’m mad.
3. Parky Mark April 9, 2015 at 10:01 am

   I think you mean you are nauseated. Unless you really mean you are the one causing the feeling of sickness when you say you are nauseous.
   1. bob April 9, 2015 at 10:08 am

      If you’re going to be a pedant, at least be right!

      nauseous
      ˈnɔːsɪəs,-z-/Submit
      adjective
      1.
      affected with nausea; feeling inclined to vomit.
      “a rancid odour that made him nauseous”
      synonyms: sick, nauseated, queasy, bilious, sick to one’s stomach, green, green about/at the gills, ill, unwell, bad; More
      2.
      causing nausea.
      “the smell was nauseous”
      1. Parky Mark April 9, 2015 at 11:51 am

         I am right.
         1. Kate April 9, 2015 at 12:23 pm

            Poor bob appears to rely on Merriam Webster and the like.
4. Garthicus April 9, 2015 at 10:13 am

   I dunno, I’ve a little kid who’s allergic to wheat and who loves custard crèmes/creams(?), maybe we can make some for him using this and his poxy wheat free biscuits that he doesn’t really care for.
   1. Bexbot April 9, 2015 at 10:28 am

      One of the ingredients is the biscuits, so it is definitely not wheat free. In the UK stores they have a Bourbon version of it too.
   2. fosull April 9, 2015 at 10:34 am

      This might help…

      http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=284754252
      1. Garthicus April 9, 2015 at 10:49 am

         Thanks for this and to Bexbot too.
5. jOKER April 9, 2015 at 10:25 am

   Needs less insta X-Pro II and Vignette
6. Barry the Hatchet April 9, 2015 at 10:31 am

   Don’t knock it till you try it! This stuff is unbelievably delicious.
   1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly April 9, 2015 at 11:01 am

      Looks fab. Like that Lotus speculoos spread. I think I’d spread it on a Rich Tea biscuit.
   2. Menace April 9, 2015 at 5:04 pm

      This is the greatest thing I’ve ever bought in tesco. It’s like crack cocaine in spread form. I can feel the pounds piling on.
7. Clampers Outside! April 9, 2015 at 11:09 am

   Soylent Cream …….. IS PEOPLE!
8. Helen April 9, 2015 at 11:30 am

   I tasted this last week and it is not the worst thing in the world. It tastes like Custard Creams, like they took the biscuits and mashed them up into in a thick paste like form. I’m not sure what you’re meant to spread it on though…
   1. Skerries April 9, 2015 at 12:45 pm

      c’mere Fido!
      1. Bingo April 9, 2015 at 2:24 pm

         You sick b’stard!
   2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly April 9, 2015 at 1:36 pm

      Your tongue.
   3. booyah April 9, 2015 at 2:35 pm

      Spread it on rich tea biscuits, would be delicious
   4. Menace April 9, 2015 at 5:04 pm

      It suggests waffles on the jar. Presumably the sweet kind not the potato!
9. The Bird in the Box April 9, 2015 at 11:47 am

   what a time to be alive

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