10 thoughts on “Moments Of Disaster

  1. Mikeyfex

    I did the finger up a stranger’s nose thing before. It was during the final lifeguard exam when I was 15 and I had to swim out and carry a girl back to the bank. I reached her, turned her over, kicked ferociously underwater to get the requisite elevation but as I flung my arm over her right shoulder, aiming to grab her under her left arm she moved and my pinky finger ended up in her nostril (I can’t remember which one) as if it feckin grew there. Slid right in. Nuttin but net. I could feel it on my finger for 2 weeks after like you can with baby shit under your nail. It did take care of unwanted erection though.

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