How Do You Like Your Cow Eggs?

31 thoughts on “How Do You Like Your Cow Eggs?”

1. Count Chuckula May 1, 2015 at 8:22 am

   I can see the time has come to have a little chat Broadsheet. When daddy cow loves mammy cow very much…
   1. spud1 May 1, 2015 at 8:30 am

      I’ve herd this before…
      1. Joe the Lion May 1, 2015 at 8:34 am

         This is a load of bull
         1. Stumpy May 1, 2015 at 8:42 am

            Stop milking it for laughs.
            1. Sinabhfuil May 1, 2015 at 8:43 am

               Pull the udder one.
            2. Caroline May 1, 2015 at 8:46 am

               How dairy.
            3. Clampers Outside! May 1, 2015 at 9:22 am

               You’re churning it out today Stumpy!
            4. David May 1, 2015 at 9:54 am

               These puns cud go on for heifer.
            5. Spaghetti Hoop May 1, 2015 at 10:03 am

               Vealy bad puns.
            6. Clampers Outside! May 1, 2015 at 10:25 am

               In fairness, the way she looks over her shoulder, with those come to shed eyes!
            7. Joe the Lion May 1, 2015 at 10:26 am

               Shows Lack of breeding and agri-culture
            8. David May 1, 2015 at 10:45 am

               There’s rumen nuff for all of us.
            9. Joe the Lion May 1, 2015 at 10:46 am

               @ Clampers, yes butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth
   2. scottser May 1, 2015 at 10:45 am

      you’re such a homophobe. please change your anecdote to ‘when one cow loves another cow, regardless of it’s gender..’
      1. David May 1, 2015 at 10:46 am

         I thought all milk was homogenised?
         1. Spaghetti Hoop May 1, 2015 at 10:51 am

            Smells a bit quare alright.
      2. NiallJames May 1, 2015 at 11:22 am

         I hate to enforce gender conformity….but a cow can only be female.
         1. David May 1, 2015 at 11:46 am

            Physically, yes.
         2. scottser May 1, 2015 at 1:33 pm

            gender fascist! what if the animal in question identifies with another gender? who are you to judge?
            1. NiallJames May 1, 2015 at 2:52 pm

               But then where does it end? What if it identifies with being another animal? And what’s stopping a sheepcow marrying a postman? If we allow one change, then all other unholy things will happen. So I am led to believe.
               All change is bad.
2. Mike Oxlong May 1, 2015 at 9:18 am

   Bullocks
3. Clampers Outside! May 1, 2015 at 9:23 am

   It’s the gay agenda, bleedin’ surrogacy everywhere Ted !
   1. Lan May 1, 2015 at 10:02 am

      Clampers you should see the AI company’s Progressive Genetics profile picture: https://www.facebook.com/progressivegenetics/photos/a.158731887488696.38594.158731764155375/1049165798445296/?type=1&theater

      The gay agenda has spread to the cows now!!
      1. Clampers Outside! May 1, 2015 at 10:24 am

         I had to put my hand over my mouth to stop laughing :)
      2. Ultach May 1, 2015 at 10:24 am

         In the bull semen catalogues they don’t even call them Daidí Bó and Mamaí Bó any more, just sires and dames! Calves deserve a family!
         1. Joe the Lion May 1, 2015 at 10:32 am

            They’ve always done that Ultach. The Sire Directory is essential reading for any sort of farmer.
            1. Ultach May 1, 2015 at 10:50 am

               Seems I’ve been misled. I’m not as au fait with bull semen as a farmer’s son should be. Looks like the brother deserved the homeplace after all.
            2. Clampers Outside! May 1, 2015 at 11:09 am

               Ah Ultach, hope he, your brother, left ya a bit of the family sod.
4. Ultach May 1, 2015 at 3:12 pm

   He would probably say I’m the family sod, but I would disagree, naturally.
   1. C May 1, 2015 at 6:45 pm

      @Ultach how many acres with road frontage we talking about.
      1. Ultach May 2, 2015 at 12:56 am

         Long time since I was asked that.

Comments are closed.