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Thanks Colin McGann (The Clare People); Tanya O’Neill (The Westmeath Examiner and The Connaught Telegraph); Paul Murphy (Irish Sun): Colm Heaney (Irish Mirror) and Nick Sutton (UK covers)
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Cuts to rape organisations? Seems there’s so much rape these days that there just isn’t enough money to be divvied up anymore. Every time they get topped up, rape seems to go up (usually by reclassifying arse-pinching as “rape”. Or how about: “Hello Garda, I want to report a rape from last Saturday night” [Thursday morning]. “I only had 8 vodka red bulls. I remember chatting to him outside the nightclub and I think he had red hair”. [Insert state funded rape organisation of choice] “said I should come here and ask for the CCTV footage”).
Maybe we should have a go at reducing rape eh?
Jesus. What a complete anus you are.
*farts lengthily, meatily, wafts it in John’s direction*
What flavour, may I ask!?
Maybe you should have a go at engaging your brain before using a keyboard. What a horrible person you must be.
Wouldn’t it be hilarious if John got raped by like, 5 guys right now?
No, it wouldn’t be funny at all.
Your mother must be ashamed to be related to you.
John your sexy pro rape rantings have given me such a hardon
Well done you have successfully trolled on the subject of rape.
>>slow clap<<
kate moss is an ugly bitch
lost souls the pair of ye
Merkel will always make me think ‘Martin Prince’.
Ha ha!
They ARE the same person!