British Prime Minster David Cameron and Taoiseach Enda Kenny arriving at 10, Downing Street this afternoon.
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British Prime Minster David Cameron and Taoiseach Enda Kenny arriving at 10, Downing Street this afternoon.
It’s not a caption competition.
Until you insist.
Via Harry McGee
The blind leading the blind.
The fuckers could have at least tied my right foot to your left foot.
Perhaps we could do things the Greek way?
“I see what you mean. Leading with the right is much better.”
Walk behind me, bitch.
Are those my feet?
Is this the reason they never sent the government jet over to the states with the families of the dead?
That’s really not a practical thing to do. You just sound childish.
Are Lingus supplied the direct flights for the families.
The one remaining Government jet is a small, short-range aircraft, the long range one was sold due to being uneconomical to repair.
It could neither carry “the families” nor get them to the US west coast.
‘On yer marks…’
Reservoir Dopes.
Yes!
I heard your fairly good at licking out Angela merkel she says your the best lickspittle ever.
Keep up, Paddy, old chap.
Jaysus I’d kill a 99.
https://youtu.be/uwhxc3OCBjc
“Always in my shadow Enda”
Step on a crack – break a single mother’s back
90 euro, including shirt, in Heatons, Ballina.
Threw in a tie too- had to pay extra for the shoes, though.
Yes, that shoe would fit nicely up Angela’s hole !
Enda:
Repeat after me David “If I only could, I’d be running up that hill. If I only could, I’d be running up that hill.”
…lalala…
I love that song David, and you David, I love you too.
David:
Shuuuurrrrup ya spanner!
6…7…8…9 are we there yet,David?
David: “You can have the north back”
Enda: “We actually don’t want it anymore, but thanks”
David (head down): “Fu*king paddies”.
Jesus, even their gait is irritating
In Britain we play hopscotch one at a time, Enda.
“Damn. I thought they said they were sending an Irish T-shirt”.
DC: …so I reckon the red lady will bring him back to life anyway…
EK: Oh, ya, I don’t think we’ve seen the last of him now
DC: And did you notice it didn’t actually show the other fella dying, whatchoocallhim, Stannis Baratheon.
EK: …Of the House Baratheon
DC: …First of his name
EK: …King of the Andals and the First Men
Both: Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
*pause*
DC: You’re alright Kenny
EK: Heh *blushes*
Had a small lol in work at that, Mikey…
Heh. *blushes*
+1
“Can we rejoin the Union Cammy? I can be like the new Lord Lieutenant of Ireland for you”.
Always two there are-a Master and an Apprentice…
Darth Davicous and his willing protege Darth Vacant.
“Universal Social Charge? That’s genius, why didn’t I think of that?”
Jaysus, I’d murder a tin of Lilt…
“To me…”
Lanigans Ballockses
Looking down on the world was never as fun as Dave had promised…
There’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark out, and we’re wearing sunglasses.