Dumbphone

25 thoughts on “Dumbphone”

1. JimmytheHead July 31, 2015 at 12:29 pm

   No emoji’s?!? Count me out
2. meadowlark July 31, 2015 at 12:33 pm

   I’d prefer a revision of that cult classic the Nokia 3210
   1. WOD July 31, 2015 at 12:36 pm

      Hear hear!
   2. nessa July 31, 2015 at 1:21 pm

      +1
   3. Mr. T. July 31, 2015 at 1:41 pm

      They’ll probably do that. That was a great phone.
      1. Odis July 31, 2015 at 1:55 pm

         The people used a Nokia 3110 m8
         1. meadowlark July 31, 2015 at 3:22 pm

            Ah, those were the days… Dodgy signal, expensive text messages and snake.
3. Jimmee July 31, 2015 at 12:35 pm

   Does it have shnake on it?
4. rotide July 31, 2015 at 12:38 pm

   Good idea, but jesus, how muich?
   1. Starina July 31, 2015 at 12:52 pm

      don’t take the lord’s name in vain, ro ro.
5. Clampers Outside! July 31, 2015 at 12:41 pm

   Because when you pay for it, you’ll know you’ve been punkt.
   1. scottser July 31, 2015 at 12:56 pm

      139 bucks for an alarm clock?
      screwed, more ya.

      https://www.punkt.ch/en/products/ac01-alarm-clock/
6. scottser July 31, 2015 at 12:54 pm

   hipstertastic. vyber? pfftfft
7. Avon Barksdale July 31, 2015 at 12:59 pm

   punkt as f*ck
8. Armitage Shanks July 31, 2015 at 1:04 pm

   What you supposed to do when curling out a biscuit?
   1. rory July 31, 2015 at 1:36 pm

      Lovely image!
   2. Mr. T. July 31, 2015 at 1:41 pm

      That’s a new one.
   3. The Old Boy July 31, 2015 at 1:58 pm

      Have a tug?
      1. ahyeah July 31, 2015 at 7:32 pm

         like the old days?
9. Derry July 31, 2015 at 1:09 pm

   This is the world’s best uber simple hipster phone
10. martco July 31, 2015 at 2:02 pm

    would prefer a 6310
11. andrew July 31, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    Does it come with tight jeans and a checked shirt?
    1. meadowlark July 31, 2015 at 3:29 pm

       It pops up out of the box once you turn on the phone. You can give it a name, and choose accessories such as ironic glasses and beards. The personality settings however are a one size fits all system.
       1. scottser July 31, 2015 at 4:33 pm

          it is fully compatible with a korg m1 or a yamaha dx7
12. meadowlark July 31, 2015 at 3:30 pm

    Its your own hipster pop up doll, I neglected to add. Too busy waxing lyrical.

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