*peck*

10 thoughts on “*peck*”

1. peetur August 8, 2015 at 12:01 pm

   Gullnado

   They came from above

   “Is it a bird? Is it a pl.. Actually yeh it’s a bird. Not just any bird… IT’S A GULL! LOT OF ‘EM! RUN!”

   I’m ringing Hollywood!
   1. meadowlark August 8, 2015 at 12:33 pm

      I hear it will be starring Tara Reid
2. dhaughton99 August 8, 2015 at 12:18 pm

   This won’t help quench my blood lust.
3. jeremy kyle August 8, 2015 at 3:51 pm

   Resistance is futile.
4. D2dweller August 8, 2015 at 9:24 pm

   Funny quip
5. Clampers Outside! August 8, 2015 at 9:36 pm

   This needs a movie like The Gullinator, or a game like Modern Warfare 22 The Gull Phwoar! …or a retro cop series with catch phrases like ‘Chip him Gullo!’ or ‘Gull ahead, make some way!’
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   *that’ll do pig, that’ll do*
   1. Robyn August 8, 2015 at 9:44 pm

      Bravo on the Modern Warfare pun. Nicely done Sir!
6. The Old Boy August 9, 2015 at 10:43 am

   I was in Jersey about 25 years ago (the glamour!) and the gulls were perfectly capable of removing sandwiches from holiday-makers’ hands. There were signs everywhere warning of fines for feeding seagulls. They were bloody aggressive.
   1. bisted August 9, 2015 at 12:04 pm

      ‘…He halted again and bought from the old applewoman two Banbury cakes for a penny and broke the brittle paste and threw its fragments down into the Liffey. See that? The gulls swooped silently, two, then all from their heights, pouncing on prey. Gone. Every morsel.’
      16 June 1904
      – seems feeding the gulls has been going on a long time.
      1. dereviled August 9, 2015 at 12:30 pm

         We have learned, though, that wallowing in our own detritus might be attracting a foul sort.
         https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kleptoparasitism

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