18 thoughts on “Cash For Gold

  1. munkifisht

    Oh I love the taste of inert metals that can not be broken down by my body and will eventually come back out my bum. Where did this moronic obsession with ingesting gold come from? We spend a f**king fortune trying to get this stuff out of the ground just to mix it up with poop and flush it down the drain.

    1. newsjustin

      The fad for eating gold (of whatever quality) is a sign humanity is struggling to find new ways to demonstrate our bell-endedness. Utterly trashy concept.

    2. benny

      Oh, I dunno. It’s always amusing cleaning out the cat’s litter tray around Christmas and seeing that he’s been at the tinsel. Sparkepoop!

      I assume waste workers get a similar laugh – “ah lookit what little Johnnie Ronan’s eating now”.

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