The Lights Are On But Nobody’s Home

22 thoughts on “The Lights Are On But Nobody’s Home”

1. bertie blenkinsop September 17, 2015 at 10:35 am

   Maybe someone is sick and they’re having Christmas early.
   Or they’re nuts.
   1. Neilo September 17, 2015 at 10:57 am

      I’m still sore that the post title wasn’t The Lights Are On But No One’s Home. I’ve been working on that Robert Palmer chunk for years now.
      1. scottser September 17, 2015 at 5:38 pm

         ..or Premature Bedecoration
2. Caroline September 17, 2015 at 10:40 am

   And it not even Arthur’s Day yet. Tsk.
   1. Daisy Chainsaw September 17, 2015 at 10:45 am

      To Santa!
      1. Clampers Outside! September 17, 2015 at 11:03 am

         That made me smile… being reminded that that poo fest is over!
         1. Daisy Chainsaw September 17, 2015 at 11:11 am

            To Clampers!
         2. Neilo September 17, 2015 at 11:13 am

            *puffs out cheeks* Just me, or does anyone else fancy a pint of Titmaker?
            1. Clampers Outside! September 17, 2015 at 1:27 pm

               Wha? :)
            2. Neilo September 17, 2015 at 2:33 pm

               Sorry, Clampers , that’s my fond moniker for Guinness before it gave me the worst case of man-boobage on God’s green earth
3. Dhaughton99 September 17, 2015 at 10:53 am

   Are they Xmas lights or just someone buying all the half price solar lights from homestore&more?
   1. Caroline September 17, 2015 at 10:55 am

      It’s hard to tell, the potato must have been a bit steamed up.
4. Clampers Outside! September 17, 2015 at 11:04 am

   If you squint, really hard….. it looks like a Dalek in drag
   1. Spaghetti Hoop September 17, 2015 at 11:58 am

      I saw that too. I like. No likey christmas but likey Daleks.
5. Goodnight Ireland September 17, 2015 at 11:45 am

   How pathetic would your life have to be that you would wishing for December?
6. FK September 17, 2015 at 11:59 am

   They’re not alone. I spotted some in Edenmore last night.
7. Daisy Chainsaw September 17, 2015 at 12:25 pm

   http://www.joe.ie/news/pic-a-house-in-dublin-already-have-their-christmas-tree-up/512229

   A clearer picture. Humanity is doomed :(
   1. Neilo September 17, 2015 at 2:37 pm

      This is what happens when households give in to whimsy rather than the cold, steely embrace of the Roman calendar! The Birthday Of The Unconquered Sun is 98 days away….
      1. Spaghetti Hoop September 17, 2015 at 2:45 pm

         Indeed. Lights on winter trees was all about the Mid-winter Festival and cheering everyone up for the merriment ahead.
         1. Neilo September 17, 2015 at 5:10 pm

            No one enjoys a good aul’ pagan knees up more than I do, Hoop. September’s far too frickin’ early although I fear Bertie’s suggestion that there might be a very ill person in the house makes sense.
            1. scottser September 17, 2015 at 5:41 pm

               it’s best to lash a brick through the window anyway, just in case there’s not.
            2. Neilo September 17, 2015 at 5:44 pm

               Jaysus, scottser, that’s a fairly robust response but I dig your appetite for mischief!

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