From top: Penguin classics; Dan Boyle
They read voraciously, challenge mediocrity, prick pomposity and drink moderately.
Every gang should have one.
Dan Boyle writes:
Growing up my ‘gang’ used to refer to ourselves as ‘The Heroes Club’. It was meant in a mock, ironic kind of way. Heroes was how we referred to many of our contemporaries, those whose life trajectories seem composed of drinking seventeen pints on a Friday, followed by a fluid regurgitation of same in the most public of places.
Now we drank. We watched and talked sports. Some of us even played, although the spindly and asthmatic amongst us never fared well. What we never could understand was why the moronic was so celebrated, while the ability to think was supposed to be kept hidden.
Much like the misheard Sermon on the Mount in Monty Python’s Life of Brian, as far as we were concerned not only were the cheesemakers blessed, but we also believed that the weak would inherit the Earth.
If the Heroes Club had a philosopher king it was TW. I’ve been thinking about him a lot recently. It has been twenty years since he has been in our lives, yet his presence continues to loom large for many of us.
I envied him. He was a good looking guy, there was that. He had a great record collection, there was that too. What I most envied was how in his tiny bedroom he had utilised every inch of wall space with shelving, upon which rested hundreds of penguin books. The publisher, not the non flying bird.
And he was genuinely working class. Most of us came from families that acted through our middle class sensibilities, even if incomes rarely justified such conceit. TW had little time for that. What he left me, never knowing the degree of disdain he was expressing, was his constant willingness to prick my own pomposity.
Yet I suspect that if he were around today he may have slipped to my level of cantankerousness.
Today we still celebrate the moronic. We also admire the superficial and adore the stereotypical. He would probably raise his eyebrows and sigh. In doing so he would say more than I ever could with any amount of tortured prose.
I know TW means nothing to most visiting here. Those of us who knew him were lucky to have known him. Every friendship group should have a TW, the more mature one; the one who instinctively knows the difference between enjoying the craic and the need to cop on.
To me he defined the New Nerd. Living life more outside than inside his room. Never in on himself, always prepared to challenge the mediocre, the mundane or the bland.
I miss him. What I miss more is that no one of his ilk is in any of our lives now. I suspect he would have little time for social media. He would mercilessly have teased those of us who live for it and through it. Embarrassing us for being sucked into that world of instant response, forgetting the need for consideration and patience.
He was that deep breath, that gaze into distance, that pause for thought, so many of us now lack in this over hectic world we have created for ourselves.
The ‘gang’ is now spread far and wide. We get to see each other far too infrequently. When we do meet we try to make space for our philosopher king.
Dan Boyle is a former Green Party TD. Follow Dan on Twitter: @sendboyle




…I bet in the gang you were ‘Irony Man’
Oh, I think there are plenty of people willing to take on this job
“constant willingness to prick my own pomposity”.
Dan, you are getting older and it sucks. People move on, the gang always breaks up. Enjoy the memories that you had and leave room in your life now to create new ones.
Wow. You completely missed the point there.
Tomorrow’s World? Tiger Woods? Tuesday Weld, Tom Waits, Thornton Wilder, Terry Wogan, Theodore Wilson, Toyah Wilcox, Terry Waite, Tim Wheeler, The Wiz?
We didn’t start the fire!
Total wan***?
Must this banal, discombobulated, incoherent flotsam wash up on our internetz, weakly?
It’s perfectly coherant.
You’re setting the bar high.
I didn’t like it. It’s well-written of course, but it’s self-indulgent piffle.
I really like these pieces. Broadsheet is lucky to get them.
Pearls before swine, imo.
(Yes- I’m thumbist)
One question. Why?
Ok, so he had some pals growing up. And some of these pals read books. One read really good books.
Another question. Who really cares?
Peeple don’t read bukes and tink anymore coz of phonez!
VERY refreshing, Dan.
Reminded me of ‘The Watcher In Spanish’ (Isherwood, Lions and Shadows).
Really enjoyed.
I also really liked that piece. Nice one, Dan.
Agree. Could most definitely relate to it.
Free minds are refreshing.
“Today we still celebrate the moronic. We also admire the superficial and adore the stereotypical.”
I liked this bit. So many people jumping on the “selfies are stupid and people are stupid nowadays”
“Today we still celebrate the moronic. We also admire the superficial and adore the stereotypical.”
That could be applied to any civilisation since the dawn of time. the line operates on the assumption that we as humans should be progressing, and that we have already. We haven’t.
What we have got better at is using tools. But socially, we’re as advanced today as we were more than 2,000 years ago.
Ah look, a genuine working class person reading middle-class books. How quaint.
Exactly what I wasn’t saying Ted but have a go anyway…
When I came up, a shelf of cool books and a stack of ace vinyl was par for the course in the ‘estates’ or so my manservant tells me – fair play to you, Dan, it was a nice anecdote.
Ah well. There was me thinking I was having a go at middle class nihilism and lacking real style…
Good man, Dan! I greatly enjoy your pieces and this one rang true: we all have, or had, a friend like this.
Is Dan trying to outdo Julia’s swipe at Broadsheet commentariat and Mercille in the Village? A subtle blow.
Why does BS continue to put up Dan Boyle’s stuff? He and his Green colleague pals bankrupted the country.
Because misery loves company?