‘sup?
Irish caricature artist Allan Cavanagh writes:
I produce A3 black and white caricatures for €50 including nationwide delivery. A perfect rolled up stocking filler…
Bespoke bibs and onesies?
Oh go on then.
Fiona McMahon writes:
Funny, familiar Dublin and Irish phrases are the signature theme of BabyDub, the printed kidswear brand and gift company best known for its personalised onesies, sleepsuits, t-shirts and bibs in sizes ranging from 0-3 months up to 6 years.
Nom.
Therese writes:
I run SURO, a small business hand making necklaces for mama to wear and baby to chew. They are all made from baby safe materials and we have a range of organic, all natural material necklaces. We also make chewable pacifier clips and even necklaces for toddlers to get at those pesky back molars! Order here
Irtish-made stocking fillers to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘Irish-Made Stocking Fillers’. No fee just a warm, non-clammy handshake.
Those necklaces must be gutting for mothers to recieve. “Here you are, sick-covered, fertile brood-mare, your glamorous days are now over, you’re now a hanger for toys for your progeny to gnaw on”
Oh that’s me to a tea. How did you know?
Instinct!
I’m getting you stilettos and a babysitter for Chrimbo – get out there and slut it up like the old days :op
Can’t wait now! I’ll get plastered and get shouty and tearful while laying the moves on a postbox. It will be great and you’re ALL invited!
I’d love to! How about I keep asking where my handbag is over and over, and then loudly refuse to get into a taxi because the driver is black?
*sobs* I just… really… love you guys so so much, ya know?
*proxeeds to guzzle bottle of west coast cooler coz classy bitches*
*lights wrong end of smoke*
*pukes up a kilo of Zaytoun*
Howayeh!
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I also sell madly decorated fecal bags to wrap around their bums!
Glad you appreciate my exquisite products.
FIFTY bills for a caricature?! You’d get the ryanair flight to Puerto rico and a better picture for that.
Amusement. Gaw’a savige wan in Tenerifay for a 10er so I did.
I think its reasonable and nice work. Everybody has to work for pennies and government cheese these days?
Creatives have to eat too, you know.
And, No, I’m not one. Haven’t a talented bone in my body.
@ prop Joe – your ma doesn’t even charge that and she’s super talented
Your ma’s your da
Your ma is a welfare queen.
Your sister’s your aul’wan!
Hard dose of social reality from Caroline there: it’s alleged this racist refusenik guff had happened in Drogheda! I expected better from you, Dublin 19
What the poo are you talking about?! Who’s caroline?!
It’s no coincidence that Allan Cavanagh shares the BS DNA – angry, shouty, hip, SJW ethos.