Hello. I will be committing one petty crime a day for an entire year. Today, first one, I shoplifted a twix out of a Centra in south Dublin
— One Crime A Day (@onecrimeaday) November 29, 2015
Ah here.
(H/T: Miq)
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Good grief, that’s pathetic
The worst thing of all is that he can’t distinguish between a razor and a twix…
At least the updates mean we’ll have a full record of their criminal history for the judge.
Maybe they should save up all their crimes for a few months and commit a major one in, say, May?
Typical South Dubliners, all flash, no noggin.
sallynoggin?
People will do anything to appear ‘famous’. Short sighted kid looking for attention. Hence, they will be easy to identify, easy to catch and easy to prosecute.
Anyone drop the poor naive clown a PM?
Next: some manscaping followed by pleasuring himself in public. Beyond petty?
Oooh what a badass! Could he not audition for X Factor or something if he’s desperate for attention.
be more interesting if someobe live blogged white collar crime.
“here is my redacted Cayman island account”
“here’s me blowing the pension fund on winged pig futures.”
The biggest crime of all was when they stole our hearts.
Why not try one good deed a day for a whole year? far harder… I probably commit a crime a day when I trot across the road at non pedestrian crossings and such.
Bet the sap put the thing back on the shelf or asked the manager for permission to take the photo.
At least I hope he did….wally.
I’m sure that they are making the entire thing up, anyhow.
Ah yeah, no one could be this stupid!
Wait, are you accusing someone who is claiming to be a thief of being dishonest on the internet?
These people are capable of ANYTHING.