Dracupuncture, the vampire acupuncturists. Only two needles. Specialises in neck complaints. May be some slight side-effects, such as lingering vampirism.
Avon Barksdale
Ah yes, I know Dr Acupuncture well. He’s actually a holistic doctor. Always thought it quite unfortunate that his surname was Acupuncture. He does well for himself anyway with his infertility programme
Cobweb
A little pr-ck should do the trick!
All the good ones fly south for winter
He basically rides you three times and if you are not knocked up after that he give the money back.
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Dracupuncture, the vampire acupuncturists. Only two needles. Specialises in neck complaints. May be some slight side-effects, such as lingering vampirism.
Ah yes, I know Dr Acupuncture well. He’s actually a holistic doctor. Always thought it quite unfortunate that his surname was Acupuncture. He does well for himself anyway with his infertility programme
A little pr-ck should do the trick!
He basically rides you three times and if you are not knocked up after that he give the money back.
There is a guy who’ll do that for free:
http://www.gq.com/story/how-to-have-babies-sperm-donor-ed-houben
Even bathrooms as good as our need a little plug.