Oh.
Jonny Parsons writes:
Could you post my poll [link below], my partner Tracey won’t let me name my chisler Dougal if it’s a boy, we are in added time , baby was due Sunday gone. Tracey has said if I get 50 people to agree with me I can do it. I think having a name that makes people laugh is the best name ever.
Dougal Poll here
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Can you report this kinda stuff to Tusla? I would HATE my Dad to name me after an idiot priest. This is a human being we’re talking about.
Agreed, this is a genuinely horrible idea. The best case scenario is the kid gets teased mercilessly and is more than likely doomed to never be taken seriously in their career.
Let’s not exaggerate but yes this man is worse than Hitler.
:D
I lol’d.
You wouldn’t catch Hitler giving silly names to babies at 3 o’clock in the morning.
I’m not sure you’re ready to be a father.
ha
+ 1
+1
The man this child becomes will have to live with the consequences of whimsy.
I don’t even think Dougal is even a real name
Why not name the child Nicholas? A nice festive name too…
Parsons was da bomb in Just A Minute, yo!
or noel.
Anyone making the Priest-Parson connection here….sketchy.
I vote Bantsy McGas-Ticket
I vote Douchebag Douchebagsson for that authentic Icelandic douche flavour.
*ex-partner Tracey
Hiroshima Twinky? Hairy-Cake Lynam?
Raboola Conundrum?
Spodo Komodo?
Johnny Hellzapoppin?
Manchild has child, grabs opportunity for attention. Weather to follow.
Do you hate your child or something?!
This post is making me sad.
Please stop.
Anymore of that pale leather jacket “banter” man?
This is not the way to run your life Jonny.
Child-rearing.
Mad bants.
Name him “here’s this clown” after his Dad.
Why not go full Gubnet?
You should NEVER go full Gubnet!
Also, ‘sprig’?? Have I missed word of the year?
Typo, sprog
typo sprog is actually a better name than dougal.
‘Typo Sprog and the Parsonites’
– playing Whelans in Jan.
Don’t think I would intentionally name a child DP in this day and age. As far as abuse goes he’ll be taking it from all sides.
Come on, that’s a bit of a stretch.
badum-TISH
Three words for Jonny Parsons
GET A LIFE
Johny Cash:
“But the meanest thing that he ever did
[…] he went and named me “Sue.”
Well, he must o’ thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a’ lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
{…}
I tell ya, life ain’t easy for a boy named “Sue.”
Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen, ..”
But he “grew up quick and {…} grew up mean” :-)
got in before me nellyb.
Whopper Name.
Note early, vote often
Why not go for the old fashioned choice of naming him after the father? John, if you have a second, ask Tracey who that is.
Oh Mani, I’m so glad this thread didn’t pass you by!
Guffaw #2
Boom! :)
you really should have invested in a vasectomy.
Dougal is a name for a dog or a cat, not a person.
I’ve never been picked on online before, survey page has broke (they want 96 euro to open it). But I think I have my answer from the subtle comments here. Ted it is so
So his mother and himself will have the initials TP. Won’t that be too tense?
How do you know the mother’s surname??
Cheap jokes were so much easier in the 1950s.
what about ‘dick’ or ‘rod’? that way you can be proud of your little guy instead of everyone laughing at it, i mean him.
I presume Joe and Ladbible already passed on this?
From The Magic Roundabout: The main character is Dougal (Pollux in the original French-language version) who was a drop-eared variety of the Skye Terrier.
Pollux it is, so.
Guy uses the words “whopper”, “sprog” and “chisler”
All I can do at this moment is thank him for creating the best “Dickh!ad Alert” beacon in history. I’ll be sure to avoid him and his Christmas jumper this festive season
Calm down Joe… and lay off the coffee :)
Shut up and give me back my mug
To be honest, with you as a dad, it doesn’t sound like it matters much what you name the kid, poor thing’s doomed anyway.
it literally means ‘dark stranger’. don’t be surprised if he lives up to his name..
+1 for Dougal
“Sit down son, I have something to tell you. At Xmas time 10 years ago you were born and your father tried to name you Dougal.”
“And that’s why Daddy never gets any presents?”
“That’s why Daddy never gets any presents.”
Bort
I lolled then felt guilty
Ye are a very scornful lot here this morning. Dougal is better than something horrendous like…Saint West (ffs), or Elias or Gideon.
What’s wrong with Elias?!
Nothing, really. Just not my kind of name. But people here are up in arms about Dougal, which is equally inoffensive.
Vote Dougal #1
I like Gideon…
If the ridin’s no good, one could say to him…. Gide-up-in-there !
But me being a hetero guy, I’ll never know the joys of shouting it, ah well….
but maybe….
well, no…
I’ll just get me coat.
George Osborne is a ‘Gideon’.
So now so. Ruined.
Ah jaysus meadowlark you sound like the BS Katie Hopkins
Fluffy that made me crack up! That’s brilliant. Thank you for that, you gem.
;)
I’ll vote, but only if you agree to also change your name to “Knobhead”.
‘Could grow up t’be Dougie
As in Houser
N’ we all know how that ended up
Just saying like
It ended up with the NPH trippin’ balls in the back of a Toyota