Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini have each been banned from football for eight years. More: https://t.co/K5DeOQRkHv pic.twitter.com/0HwcJTbcfp
— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) December 21, 2015
Evil FIFA overlords Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini have been banned from all football related activities for eight years.
Golaço!
FIFA Ethics Committee Statement via Rob Harris
Update:
A shook, unshaven, be-plastered Sepp Blatter this morning.
Blatter: ‘Sorry I am still somewhere a punching ball’ (BBC)
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Ding dong the witch is dead…… Now let’s put that b***h behind bars for ruining football.
Yeah, a suspension for a 79-year-k
old who was going to retire in March anyway doesn’t count for much.
Breaking news:
Sport played by cheating overpaid fairies and loved by knackers is run by scumbags.
D’ya know wha
I couldn’t have said it any better meself
+11
Two words – Lionel Messi.
Arguably the greatest ever and we’re lucky enough to be around to see him.
Em…what?
Em he’s far from being a cheating overpaid fairy was my point.
If you don’t like Messi, you don’t like sport in my opinion.
I’ll let ya off wi’Messi
And a few udders
Tis Christmas like
But Sawker is now so perverse and so over the top
So self absorbed
So unapologetic
And then some
Absurd doesn’t do it justice
So Disasta’s remark is aimed right
Like it or not
We’ll agree to disagree, Happy Christmas!
Top-flight* Sawker Frilly, and I’ll let ya off wi’tha
Don’t worry about me Mickie
Worry about the state of yere clubs down on the grassroots
FFS
There’s no balance in that sport
At all
At any level
Look at the money John Delaney gets for heading an organisation where most of its member clubs don’t even have dressing rooms
Like Bertie, I was merely responding to the cheating, overpaid fairies bit. And the snobby bit that undoubtedly drew the ‘+11’ from Rubgyizcool above.
I like it for the game Frilly, and that’s all I’m defending here.
I agree how good he is. You can’t tackle any of that barca team with them rolling 20 times or diving like they’ve been shot.
And yet
Tis Aiden O’Mahoney that immediately springs ta’mind when ya talk of lads dropping like that
is he not being done for tax fraud?
“If you don’t like Messi, you don’t like sport in my opinion.”
What a shocking opinion. To be fair.
“Sport played by cheating overpaid fairies and loved by knackers is run by scumbags.”
Says the voice of reason there.
I’d say you’re great craic down the local.
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It’s not really for me to say but that would seem to be the general consensus alright.
haha well played, bertie
Ha, of all the people to say that old chestnut to.
Bertie is a more reliable provider of belly laughs than Mel Brooks in his pomp.
Ye my comment was serious and should be taken as such.
messi may well prove to be a tax cheat yet..
ooh, a couple of heavy tackles there and a fair bit of off-the-ball stuff…
It’s not really a punishment at his age. He’s had a great life from the spoils and I’m sure he’ll be leaving a good few bob behind for his loved ones.
this is so dumb. there’s a restraining order on them from football. in liue of any real punishment, like jail.