50 thoughts on “Love’s Young Dream”

  1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I wonder how much he paid for that ad.
    He’ll certainly be paying for it in the future, heavily.

    And when I say I think he’s really lost it this time, I mean half his money..

  6. Frilly Keane

    Ah that’s nice
    finding companship at this stage of their lives

    Sur that could be me

    And Dennis

    1. Neilo

      Oh, I take it you won’t be going in on an engagement gift with me? I was thinking a freshly-bound copy of The Necronomicon.

      1. Dav

        @Neilo any particular ideas on what we can bind it in? Was watching Hunger a few days ago and now have an idea of what to use..

        1. Neilo

          Aw here, that’s a bit scatological for my taste! You’ll be shocked – shocked, I tells ya – to learn I’m actually quite partial to the aul’ goat while fully accepting there’s something of the night about him.

  11. Owen

    Lucky her! His first wife got 1.7 billion for her troubles. She lasted 33yrs. Second wife got a lot less I would think cause she was apparently sexing Tony Blair, but lasted 14yrs.

  19. Anne

    She probably only has to put in 3 /4 years max. And she could always squint when he’s looking for a bit of romancin’

        1. Dόn Pídgéόní

          I think you want to go for giving him some kind of coronary event so 1) he is dead or 2) he can’t do sex anymore. Just all in for a little way and then you’re sorted for life.

  20. Neilo

    I dunno, Murdoch’s a quare cat: numerous brushes with mortality and he’s still rockin’ the hollowed-out volcano lifestyle.

  21. Neilo

    Indeed he is not. Too much time in the boardroom and not enough time in the saddle. Still if your theory holds true, there’ll be an uber-glam widow doing the rounds before too long. I just want to put it out there that I love nicely maturing Texan supermodels emerita with astonishing teeth. But not as much as I love cashish and I loves me some cashish.

    1. Dόn Pídgéόní

      It’s like a really disgusting musical chairs, but with the onward journey towards death interspersed with geriatric sex rather than music and a massive wodge of cash rather than a chair. Or an old willy.

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